Too much Romulan Ale!
@jojo-bajor
she/her 24th century Starfleet officer. (Capt of Enterprise E after Picard). Bajoran traveller temporal agent,Roleplay, parody ๐โฎ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๏ธ ๐ฅฅ (bluesky elder๐)
Too much Romulan Ale!
Cuz they gave Anty bodies.
Just One moreโฆ
Did you know why Ants donโt get sick?
/black alert!
Bad joke ahead.
Shields up.
Charge weaponsโฆ.
If humans have neurons
Do Klingons have
Gowrons?
//Looks like theyโll need to get a job. The gravy train is ending. I understand Costco UK is hiring.
youtu.be/HXBGtdWNazU?...
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//Ready or not here I come!
Story time. From back when I was a Lieutenant. A part of my book.
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I know what a thong is. But a Tactile thong.
..Like, ..for people to touch?
A big boat!
Tactical wha..?
Three hairs! Noice!
//
//Wellโฆ the anniversary of my birth is approaching and that shrimp TP dispenser is hilarious!!
Qaplaโ !!
youtube.com/shorts/ezKNX...
Remember, itโs only 339 years until Picard first meets Q.
Black Alert!
Bad joke detected!
Shields up!
Q: Why you shouldnโt Fart in an Apple Storeโฆ
A: Cuz you donโt have Windows!
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