Lincoln McCardle

Thanks - so far, so good.

Thanks so much.

Thanks so much! For some reason I’m more excited than nervous. 🎉

Thanks! And it sure was - pretty unheard of anymore.

Me, as an old man, drinking a beer and reading the paper on my front porch as I yell at kids TO GET OFF MY LAWN!

Well .... it's finally here. After 30+ years with the company today is my last day. Where did that time go? And while I may not know exactly what the future holds I do know that it's time for you to GET THE %*&@$ OFF MY LAWN! 😡

Chris Cornell - "Nothing Compares 2 U" (Prince Cover) [Live @ SiriusXM] | Lithium YouTube video by SiriusXM

You (a moron): Clearly Sinead O’Conner did it first and best.

Other people: Well, it Is a Prince song.

Me: ( a genius): Chris Cornell.

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“You’re doing a great job … ahhh … you. Nice pace and form - keep it up … you.” — me, offering encouragement to a horse with no name.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

It's me standing next to my new (to me) car that I've nicknamed “MINI Barbarino”. (Oh, its a 2020 MINI Cooper BTW.)

I’d like to introduce you all to “MINI Barbarino”.

That is helpful but it seems like calendars may not mean much going forward. I’ll likely look for something part-time eventually - but yes, retirement. 🍺👴🏻👍🏻

a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him . Alt: The guy from "The Princess Bride" sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him .

I just recently signed the paperwork and March 13th, 2026 will be my final day at work - a job that I somehow managed to keep for 31 years, 10 months and 15 days. Where did THAT time go?

the scene in the Simpsosn where Moe is at the bachelor auction and is stared at with disgust by all the women until he walks into the reject pile. there are three Moes labeled Auston Matthews, Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck. The disgusted women are labeled the People of Canada

a woman wearing glasses and a choker is saying you better know me ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a choker is saying you better know me

It’s not easy to admit, but I think my favourite kind of a commercial is a ‘celebrity endorsement, where the ‘celebrity’ spends the first half of the commercial explaining who exactly the fuck they are.

a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says canada ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says canada

GO CANADA! 🇨🇦

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

Heated Rivalry (2025)

ATTENTION CANADA If* Canada loses to the US today we are NOT doing this cringy “at least I don’t have to live in AMERICA” thing *I SAID IF (Photo collage featuring three fictional annoying Bluesky Canadian posts saying things like "at least I don't have to live under a Cheeto Mussolini In Chief" with a big red X over this type of post} (one last final reminder in red and white): TAKE THIS LOSER SHIT TO THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS OF A BRITTLESTAR POST WHERE IT BELONGS

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Me, hosting my first orgy ....

Catherine O'Hara and John Candy standing close together at what appears to be an indoor gathering. Catherine O’Hara is on the left, wearing a light blue sweater and smiling while looking to her right. She is holding a small glass in one hand and a clutch-style purse under her arm. John Candy is on the right, wearing a dark jacket over a light, open-collared shirt, smiling directly toward the camera. The background is dimly lit, with other people partially visible behind them.

John Candy and Catherine O'Hara made the world a better place.
Canada and the world is a better place for them having existed.

I guess my wish for Canadians in 2026 is for everyone to really, really let your imagination run wild about what a better world would look like, and then apply that to our political landscape, and refuse the options on offer, and talk to your friends and neighbours about it

To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.

John Olerud.

Go Bills! 🦬

Road DAWGS. 😤

Every piece of furniture in my house is broken. I’ve ripped my clothes and covered my face in ash. My wails can be heard for blocks. Oh well - always next week, amirite? (Through tears: Go Bills.)

Go Bills.

(L)Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul during their heavyweight bout at the Kaseya Center, Miami, Florida. Friday Dec. 19, 2026 and (R)Andrew Tate during the main event of Misfits Boxing 23 on Dec. 20, 2025 Both got their "alpha male" asses whipped.

Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!

It’s like me - well, sort of. ChatGPT may have helped a bit with my physique and sexy Santa outfit.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 🎅

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:

The grink may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind. The grink will always be in my heart.

Happy holidays.

Sign reading WAS THE GRINK THERE? with a little plastic Santa Claus on top

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

Snow Angels Canada is an experiment in kindness: Please help if you can or share with someone who might be able to - our volunteers are trying their best but are overwhelmed. The demand for assistance currently exceeds our ability to help.
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