Every time I need a good cry I watch the movie The Impossible

Starting another gossip girl rewatch 🤭

Just had a very bad hiccup attack so what the fuck was that

Wearing a full baby pink boyfit and feeling cunt

How does my package get stolen within 10 min at my door. These fuckers need to stop playing with me
😭

I love Philly free pile I just found the best pair of work shoes in brand new condition

After a week it’s actually nice to hear a plane full of Philly accents lmao

Girl ended my Disney week with a god damn bang

Oops got my brothers drunk lol

I literally saw my husband at Disney today but he was working. Fml

Literally bringing a measuring tape to the airport so I don’t have to pay extra fees for carry on…..

Not me staying out late when I need to pack 😭 that’s how you can tell I don’t wanna do this damn family get away

Going shopping for all my vacation clothes the night before I leave is very me coded

Today is apparently 10° colder than yesterday but I was freezing my tits off yesterday and I’m fine today???

Getting sick the week before my first vacation in years is truly the devils work

Been watching girls and I fear I’m a Hannah 😭

That bitch Galinda is an Aries bootz

Seeing wicked for the second time? Well yes!

My toes are already frozen off and I still have all day to go😭

Saving for a family vacation I don’t really wanna go on is really hard

Why did I have a dream I was at a beach party with simple plan?? Like they werent playing we were all just partying together 😭

Glinda sucks lmao

I just know an after work nap hates to see me coming

I know being out until the daytime is crazy but my Uber driver asking to take pictures of me is even crazier

I don’t think I could have any more cleavage out than I do now