I think I'd need to get some better shoes

Love a thrifty meal plan

Lmao took a prep before going to the pride party with no real intentions of fucking
Fingers crossed for me

I made more 🙃

Still not convinced on the look tbh
But the feeling is fun

Bought a thong
For research

This was practising the basics
Taking suggestions of my risque styles

Decided I should make my own speedos for some reason

Well I support more of that energy (and girth) in 2026

Did it get... fatter?

Made myself a pair of trousers

Symbiotic evolution

Personally, I love leftovers for dinner

Lovely man tonight said my lack of other regulars is a waste of talent
Thought it was worth putting that out there

Incredible ass
But also where did you buy?

Cast him in the live action remake 😤

Very spooky 😱

Thank you for your service 🫡

bulge

Definitely the other Christopher Guest mockumentaries. A Might Wind and Waiting for Guffman

If its so hard to secure any apartment doesn't that make them ALL luxury 🫠

Right back at ya

Got called 'top 5' ass eater today
Gonna need the other 4 to show themselves..... and prove it

Why did my newest little toy come in such a big box 😫

Love to buy things that go up my butt and never put them there

So glad to learn I'm not the only one 😅

Parched!

Feeling like getting laid could fix like 70% of my issues right now

Let someone else try.... 🤔