I have a 1st edition 😂
But it’s so battered and worn it must be worthless
12.03.2026 04:10
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I want one
If I put a mister nozzle on the hose, I could use it to water my outdoor plants 🌱
12.03.2026 04:09
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Amusing 🧵 thread 😂
Some of the comments are funny and appropriately deranged
12.03.2026 04:05
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ikr?!?!?!?!
She’s mid in my book with flashes of above average creativity
She can do no wrong in T’s eyes
I don’t get it either
(On The Rocks was okay
Bill Murray said one line that lives rent free in my head lol)
12.03.2026 03:46
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Tag yourself
I might be the 🌻 & 🐝 or lavender sprigs
Or maybe the black cat & chickens
Or poppies
So many cute ones
I was good and left without buying new novelty socks
Just stocked up on gym socks from Costco … so sexy lol
12.03.2026 03:43
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That’s the consensus 😝
I live with a G3 apologist who defends Sophia Coppola
🤷🏻♀️ hall pass?
Ugh
12.03.2026 03:37
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“YOU LOOK LIKE A SIZE 4!
I’M BUYING YOU SOME SHOES!
YOU’RE WELCOME!
AND YOUR MOM CAN THANK ME!”
12.03.2026 03:36
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I would watch that 😂
12.03.2026 03:29
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That’s really funny 😁 lol
12.03.2026 03:28
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🤣 lol
12.03.2026 03:20
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Hells yeah
I could have done without 1.0 as well
12.03.2026 03:19
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12.03.2026 03:03
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Pitch an unnecessary sequel
Bridget Jones: Memory Care Sunset Home
12.03.2026 03:04
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Pitch an unnecessary sequel
The Godfather Part IV
12.03.2026 03:03
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Pitch an unnecessary sequel
Mean Women
12.03.2026 02:57
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Pitch an unnecessary sequel
Clued in
12.03.2026 02:56
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This terrorist fascist regime is emulating 💩tin’s evil & lawless war strategy
11.03.2026 00:10
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To clarify: Chicagoans say this when served Californian pies 🍕
🙄
11.03.2026 00:08
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“This crust tastes like cardboard”
As I’m around Chicagoans quite often, I hear this a lot
It raises some questions now
11.03.2026 00:05
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Talk to Me of Mendocino
YouTube video by Kate & Anna McGarrigle - Topic
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✨✨✨🎵🎶🌙🎶🎵✨✨✨
Lullaby for Bluesky Friends
Good night & sweet dreams
✨✨✨💤💤 😴💤💤✨✨✨
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❤️
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10.03.2026 05:13
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must be nice…
I haven’t seen 2.71 since the early 2000s
10.03.2026 01:30
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It’s over $5
4.99 is cheap gas 😳
10.03.2026 00:28
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Me: putting all my aunty fa fussing on pause while I check on Rihanna
Not even an authoritarian capture of my country can make me ignore THE news of the day
09.03.2026 23:09
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Just saw a chyron: “Rihanna shooting suspect booked for attempted murder”
How is this not trending on bluesky right now?
09.03.2026 23:05
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All i know is that when the Grim Reaper is at my doorstep, i am skipping sunscreen that day
09.03.2026 15:51
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Me: *side-eyeing nasturtiums in my salad* 🤨
09.03.2026 15:48
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South Korea as well
India too
It is astonishing to me that such openly paternalistic and misogynistic cultures can elect female presidents and we cannot
09.03.2026 15:46
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Welcome To The Working Week
YouTube video by Elvis Costello - Topic
✨✨✨🎵🎶🌤🎶🎵✨✨✨
RISE & SHINE
Good Morning Bluesky Friends
🐝🐝🐝🌺🌸🌞🌸🌺🐝🐝🐝
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🥱 mondays
I hope y’all have a wonderful week
It is getting hectic
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09.03.2026 15:32
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"War is Not a F*qqing Video Game"
Treason and Triviality in a time of war.
Last week, the White House posted 'hype' videos mixing actual Iran war footage with movie and video game clips — as if the real-life toll of war was like a video game.
The White House videos are the rancid stuff of incel gamer fantasies.
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
09.03.2026 15:29
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