Mike Huey

“We are only going to arrest the worst criminals,“

Imagine going to Italy and bringing food from home. Unprecedented depths of loserdom afoot. bsky.app/profile/hock...

Since I’m a retired mailman I named one of my fantasy baseball teams Blazing Satchels.

If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.

Just unspeakable assholery.

Benjamin Franklin. Muhammad Ali. Al Capone. Darrell Porter(same day).

One of the many reasons I’m grateful I’m a guy.

Yes you will.

Sorry, lemme go check my phone. Brb

If it’s not on social media regularly I have to wonder how real it is to some folks.

Will anyone under 35 or so get this reference?

Thank you for bringing up names from my childhood.

Post u from a different era

Happy birthday Joan Jett. I, too, love rock and roll.

May I make a request to have Tanner Scott pitch in this game?

If the Diamondbacks need to go to the bullpen I think Corbin Carroll is warm.

I’ve decided that watching the Giants score bundles of runs is more fun than watching them struggle. In funny that way.

Possible 3 inning save in Colorado @ericstephen.bsky.social

How much would the Rockies have to overpay to get a good free agent SP to sign with them? Double by any other offer? Triple?

ALT

Anyone else see a camel on Hump Day? Just me?

This was a plot by Devers to show the Red Sox he can still play 3B.

Devers to 3rd?

It would be nice if Apple didn’t grab Giants home games and stuck to road games. We have no idea how long we have Kruk and Kuip.

Is it too late for Luis Matos to make a run at NL MVP?

Same. Mine made dinner every night while riding a bus back and forth to work 40 miles away. I hope I thanked her often but I doubt I did.

Think Willy Adames has an enemy in the world?

Drew Gilbert with a .293 ISO. Impressive.

Looks like Logan Webb may get Verlandered today. Or did Justin Verlander get Webbed?

Kent State

It is a nice venue.

I was looking forward to seeing Dakota Jordan tonight but he is hurt. No room for Walker Martin in the lineup.