My claim to fame is that I smoked weed bought from RFK Jr. when he was at UVA law school.
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My claim to fame is that I smoked weed bought from RFK Jr. when he was at UVA law school.
This must be the worst explanation of why you don't see a lot of 8 to 10-year-old boys in the Epstein files.
...the US bought is Little Saint James. You probably know it as Epstein Island.
History is bizarre.
In 1916, Denmark sells what is now the US Virgin Islands to the US. In return, the US states that it "will not object to the Danish Government extending their political and economic interests to the whole of Greenland." One of those islands...
Don't use their water fountain
The farmers are probably unhappy. That $12 billion today is only $9.15B in 2018 dollars
Perhaps Gorsuch and Sauer palled around on the shores of Epstein Island?
Gad Zoox
He'll continue to teach classes like PEDO 102: How to meet high school girls
I can't help it if my boot drives all the routers crazy.
Stupid sexy bikers
Donald "Puffy" Trump
I'm not going to give into terrorists!
I feel sorry for the FBI agents going through the Epstein files looking for Trump mentions. They are bound to miss one of his nicknames, like Stumpy, Mr. Stubbs, Shroom Head, Tiny Tong, Sir Gherkin, etc.
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Sure, but what color are your eggs?
I had a eureka moment last week, in a dream. I realized that the theme to "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" was written by Harry Nilsson early in his career, and I was like, "Why didn't I hear this 30 years ago?" It can only mean I'm getting smarter.
I'm very surprised. Usually Nazis are much better at making rockets.
Songs will only be considered for the new "traditional country" category if they include at least one mention of "cheating", "cold beer", "dirt roads", "blue jeans", or "truck nuts". However, in a small concession, all songs from white performers will automatically be eligible.
Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a beautiful bouquet of balloons!
But when evening came around and it was time to go to town, where did you go?
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I tried getting tix to the June 14 parade for the military and Baby Bone Spurs, but the SMS phone number verification seems broken. I can't tell if it gave me tickets, but can't retry because it says my number is already used. Can a few thousand others try too?
events.america250.org/events/250th...
Blessed be thy curve.
Doing well now, I just retired at the beginning of the year from the government.
