𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺

“You managed to make an iPhone with even less user customization that also invented selling data from first principles.”

“So can a big ice cube.”

“Certainly can’t be worse than a killer robot. Or the stark phone.”

“I can only imagine…”

“I can turn you into a newt.”

“There are many words that could be applied, but I cannot say them on network television.”

“Well I’m glad you’re back to your normal arrogant self.”

“I might pull a mean prank every once in a while, but I’d never willingly subject someone to the pain I have suffered from my demonic tendencies.”

“I mean you have a demonic aura about you, but I always assumed that was from the money, not a literal demon.”

9. Usually on one side or the other, or her back…

She tosses around a lot.

8. Long soft pajamas.

“Were you not pink?”

7. Either panda bears or small goats.

"Hmm, wait..."

"You should be forty..."

She shakes her head.

"Either way, perhaps they were wiped out before you were born."

6. Da.

She narrows her eyes.

"How old are you, in your universe?"

“A friend, Madelyne.”

5. She finds a lot of meat to be a bit gross.

worm didn't realize it was designed for OC's

don't care 😎

4. She likes her snacks.

3. Tofu teriyaki bowl.

2. Sweet, she loves cake.

The X-Men never get cake...

1. Vodka... but her true favorite drink is a good boba tea.

"Awful, fortunately I was able to safely pass off the crown a few years ago."

"Is mine, always has been."

𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍

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° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾

° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉

° #HaloRP – #BSRP

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𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

"Sounds terrible."

"Thank you, day no longer ruined."

"Right, so anyways I made a sword using a part of my own soul then banished him, becoming queen of Limbo. I'm leaving out some of the more gory details but that's the idea."

@cheshirefoxx.bsky.social

"... And then I learned every spell in that library right under his nose... wait are you even paying attention?"