Yeah, I got halfway through the first book and gave up. Everyone says it gets better, but man, I don’t want to get through nine paragraphs of loot boxes before Carl realizes that Capitalism Is Bad Actually
How is this not from clickhole
Or face Happ batting righty
First Robin Hood to have strong opinions on the designated hitter
I think we as a society just need to sit back, relax, and listen to Spoon’s classic indie rock album Gimme Fiction
We live in the presence of a true master of the form
Death, taxes, and Indiana basketball embarrassing themselves in the Big Ten tournament
Aaron Judge asking DeRosa what the game plan is, and DeRosa telling him they’ll debate it with Harold Reynolds after the break
Good to know the prospect who the perverts will say should be given a chance instead of the cubs trying to sign Oneil Cruz in a couple of years
Matt Shaw watching quietly in Arizona and nodding, “the battlefield is everywhere”
Northwestern vs. (Last One In) Indiana. It's do-or-die for the unpredictable Hoosiers in their Big Ten opener.
I'VE SEEN THIS ONE THIS IS A CLASSIC.
Team USA: The troops wake up every morning and defend our freedoms. And you know what one of those freedoms is? The freedom to advance the runner.
Team Italy:
They came up to me with tears in their eyes and said “sir, these are the best fitting pants I’ve ever had”
Looks like team USA didn’t support the troops enough
And they American ingenuity is dead
I’d like to see Schwarber win 4 meaningless gold gloves at the least important defensive position
That’s the neat part; it won’t
I have it on good authority that Brad and Dolson are touring Baltimore to see sites from the Wire
That way madness lies
Me: maybe this will be the game where Indiana puts it together
Indiana basketball: what if instead we unveiled a bold new form of suffering no fan has ever conceived of before
Chone Figgins, Quinton McCracken, and Boof Bonser. We didn’t know how good we had it.
Great Scott
It’s Adam and Eve, not rhumb lines and degrees!
Someone get this guy a Dashboard Confessional CD ASAP
Ah yes Superman: the franchise about moral responsibility and restraint in protection of others
Ah yes Star Wars: the films about how fear and militarization lead to authoritarianism
Ah yes Breaking Bad: the show about toxic masculinity and the destruction caused by fragile male egos and violence
Ah yes Gladiator: the movie about how the actual threat to a superpower is not external enemies, but rather internal corruption and tyranny
Anytime you can hang a 77 mph breaking ball against the greatest player ever you have to do it
