Collin Murr

Back Door Peerage is nowhere near as catchy as Back Door Santa
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John Mahoney in Primal Fear Closed Captioning: Do not fuck with me, Marty

"Frasier, I'm worried about Dad. He's making Joan Crawford threats to himself again."

I hate that it took a story about an awful man and tried to make him a goofy Ed Wood type.

The Disaster Artist wasn't even supposed to be about bad filmmaking, James Franco just showed up and made a terrible film, so they kept it in.

Hugh Jackman Sings at Fox News Titan Rupert Murdoch's Lavish 95th Birthday Party as Donald Trump Sends Video Wishes Australian actor Hugh Jackman performed on Saturday, March 7, at conservative media mogul Rupert Murdoch's 95th birthday party in New York City

I tend to think of this positively, since he forced a monster to listen to Neil Diamond music

The Monster at the End of This Book (ENDING EXPLAINED)

Hump-Plumping Injectables was the b-side to Block Rockin' Beats

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my first published fiction since.... high school maybe?? im getting wild at the Hydra

In a perfect world, the Best Supporting Actress race would be a deadlock between Tânia Maria in The Secret Agent, Wunmi Mosaku in Sinners, and Jade Oukid in Sirāt.

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

What an unbelievably stupid decision on their part. I am so sorry.

It's wild that no songwriter ever tried to copy the Da Doo Ron Ron model of "chorus that sums up the verses for people who didn't pay attention."

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

TOM HANKS A hologram FOR THE KING

I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”

E! News Facebook post: Candace Cameron Bure would prefer a slightl… “A vision of God watching me having sex weirds me out.” -Candace Cameron Bure

New game: Clickhole or Real News?

Image of Charlotte Douglas International Airport with CLT in large blue font. Text on top: Charlotte Douglas International Airport. Text on bottom: An aerial view of the airport in 2012

Men are always getting lost on the way to this airport

Please stop showing Trump Oscar movies. It can only end badly.

If we convince all those fast food CEOs that raising their hourly pay will make all the other CEOs look bad, will they finally pay a living wage?

Title of the pamphlet: God is looking for a man.

Was handed a religious pamphlet today and it seems the Heated Rivalry ‘we like watching gay erotica’ has hit the Chick Tracts sect.

Fitzcarraldo (dir. Werner Herzog, 1982)

"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlin, 1996

Three masterpieces, three movies with great moments, three that were fine, one that I despised and am still angry at.

For those curious, here's my Best Picture ranking:

1. The Secret Agent
2. Sinners
3. Train Dreams
4. Frankenstein
5. Sentimental Value
6. Hamnet
7. Marty Supreme
8. One Battle After Another
9. Bugonia
10. F1

The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."

Better Off Ted warned us about our current tech environment in so many ways, but perhaps none more on the nose than

JABBERWOCKY (jabberwocky jabberwocky jabberwocky)

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“The Land O’Lakes send their regards”