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I'm such a garlic slut

12.03.2026 13:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[at cloudflare france] whys it so hard to say "WAF" two times really fast

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
E.W.Dijkstra Archive: On the foolishness of "natural language programming". (EWD 667)

Dijkstra wrote the best takedown of vibe coding OVER FOUR DECADES AGO:

www.cs.utexas.edu/~EWD/transcr...

03.04.2025 00:18 👍 44 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

happy international women's day. cheat on your shitty husband or boyfriend with another woman and leave together.

08.03.2026 14:56 👍 1615 🔁 442 💬 5 📌 4

one of those is not like the other 🥺

06.03.2026 12:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cat cat catppuccin,
nixos greatest theme

06.03.2026 11:56 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

[citation needed]
huh, seems like further research is required!

06.03.2026 12:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
burger nuggets nuggets burger!
burger nuggets nuggets burger! YouTube video by SKULLZYFN🦁

And this is how the nugget burger was born www.youtube.com/shorts/pkgMh...

02.03.2026 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Monday 🥴

02.03.2026 15:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

win-win :3

02.03.2026 14:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

work slack doll

"hey sorry i couldnt make it to the meeting, did i Miss anything?

*miss sry autocorrect"

01.03.2026 16:30 👍 29 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

If leverage is so good, why is there no leverage 2??

01.03.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i want an extra 'l', 'b' and 'a' - for lesbian purposes

01.03.2026 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gatekeep girlfrot gridlock

01.03.2026 12:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"pls verify your age by pasting the output of `sudo nix-channel --list`"

01.03.2026 12:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an anime girl, text overtop:

"bad girl? punished with a spanking. good girl? rewarded with a spanking. starting to think the one making the rules has an ulterior motive."

an anime girl, text overtop: "bad girl? punished with a spanking. good girl? rewarded with a spanking. starting to think the one making the rules has an ulterior motive."

gabby:

17.12.2025 02:47 👍 65 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1

Online leftists miss the point when they treat trans, women’s, BIPOC, and disabled struggles as secondary to the “workers’ revolution.” Dismantling racial supremacy and patriarchy is the revolution. If you overthrow capitalism without uprooting those foundations, it just comes back with a new names.

13.02.2026 09:23 👍 876 🔁 218 💬 18 📌 17

t4t dating:

base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool)
base 2 - sex
base e - natural logarithm
base 3 - info dumping about special interest
base 4 - doing each other's injections
base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball
base 6 - 7

13.02.2026 07:26 👍 1037 🔁 132 💬 52 📌 12
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively.
Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour
Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile

The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish.
Narration: Impact!

Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content.
Narration: Equilibrium

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are rushing towards each other, with a narrative text above each, with an arrow pointing at each fox respectively. Narration above Green: Heat-seeking behaviour Narration above Blue: Attention-guided missile The foxes reach each other, swirling together like liquid or koi fish. Narration: Impact! Curling up together, coiled around each other in a tight cuddle, the foxes rest, calm and content. Narration: Equilibrium

25.02.2026 14:39 👍 6681 🔁 1317 💬 22 📌 19

based though

27.02.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

meow!

27.02.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

software is girl-shaped.
therefore: make more soft-ware,,

26.02.2026 09:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"my metamours' partners' jellyfin instance"

26.02.2026 09:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hottest thing a girl can do is say no

06.02.2026 01:33 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

did you recover?

23.02.2026 13:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the smol electron beans in your several hundred to thousands of MHz mobile cpu: 👀

05.02.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

jj is actually Git-compatible so you can use it on existing projects without your collaborators needing to know that you are.. of course, you will tell them anyway

05.02.2026 01:39 👍 114 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

the ubuntu logo has really changed!

28.01.2026 14:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exploring each others' DTDs,,,

08.01.2026 14:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You would certainly not regret parsing 500MiB of XML

08.01.2026 14:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0