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@sigourneybeaver

Store brought woman.

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I have, but always happy to see it again 😊

08.11.2023 12:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alistair.

01.11.2023 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha ha! The horror!

27.10.2023 16:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of Howard Stern and Howard Keel suggests there must be a Howard Port and a Howard Starboard somewhere out there, too.

24.10.2023 15:21 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Remember the whole "asteroid-half-the-size-of-a-giraffe" thing?

25.10.2023 19:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Terry's Mint-Flavoured Chocolate Orange. Yes, mint flavoured orange. Mint. Flavoured orange. Mint flavoured. Orange. An orange that has the flavour of mint. Not orange. Mint.

A Terry's Mint-Flavoured Chocolate Orange. Yes, mint flavoured orange. Mint. Flavoured orange. Mint flavoured. Orange. An orange that has the flavour of mint. Not orange. Mint.

Cheers Terry's, Baudrillard's crying. Nice one

25.10.2023 00:33 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

Sorry I've not been around for a bit, I was entering my date of birth on an app

25.10.2023 14:47 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, whistle, and it’ll come to me, my lad.”

23.10.2023 08:25 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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New political compass just dropped

24.10.2023 12:21 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Child's onesie for sale with a sticker on it reading 'check out my hood'

Child's onesie for sale with a sticker on it reading 'check out my hood'

When you're proud of where you live.

24.10.2023 13:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Horsies and bonnie tree.

23.10.2023 15:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They usually end up being given to the guinea pigs, they love em.

23.10.2023 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
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mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

23.08.2023 16:17 πŸ‘ 10307 πŸ” 3102 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 50

Mr B does

23.10.2023 11:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll be there and hope some of you will be too

22.10.2023 09:35 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
A black cat with its head in coat hanger, looking a little like Napoleon in a bicorn hat

A black cat with its head in coat hanger, looking a little like Napoleon in a bicorn hat

TO AUSTERLITZ!

22.10.2023 07:01 πŸ‘ 641 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

Oh NO

22.10.2023 13:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had a look at some of the footage from yesterday and think I spotted a few microaggressions.

22.10.2023 12:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

You may. Chin rubs are also welcome.

21.10.2023 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Floof!

21.10.2023 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listen. if @bsky.app didnt want me to make a 253-character long handle, they would have set a maximum handle length in the code. this one isnt on me

18.10.2023 21:37 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 11

GOOD MORNING MA'AM!

21.10.2023 06:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO! BAD MARK! 😁

21.10.2023 06:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WHO WANTS MR BISCUITS?!

20.10.2023 17:17 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

20.10.2023 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, the first is Cosy for nostalgic reasons, watching with the boys when they were smol

20.10.2023 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn right.

20.10.2023 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She seems v unpleasant in interviews and so on and the way they've treated JKR is shameful. Ungrateful little fucks 😁.

20.10.2023 16:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0