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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
It was on this day, March 12th, in 2004, that THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA was released.
I'm stubbornly defying the folly in pointing out anachronism in Archie to complain that nobody's manufactured a plasma TV for like a decade now
The Boys Are Back in Town
Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com
I like it but it looked better on Flash Gordon
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men
You know what tho
I feel like this is disrespectful most of all to Gorillaz, who are the exact opposite of all this being fake people drawn by real people with real people doing the music and also they’re sometimes good. This is disrespectful to Noodle.
McKelvie's reimagining is perfect but man, Cockrum's is so good when they don't make it a thong
Specify the booze plizz
Oi! It's Union Jack, the workin' class bloke British Captain America! Art by the late John Cassaday.
Tell me you honestly don't want to see this guy fight an unsexy nazi vampire
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
screenshot from the Irish Times. the article is titled "an Americans guide to Irish potatoes: the best spuds to roast, boil and steam" by Russ Parsons published Sun Mar 06 2022 at 06:00 "the first thing you need to know about me and potatoes is - and you may want to sit down for this - in the United States we buy them one Spud at a time." that final assertion has been highlighted by me in pink
UH, NO WE MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT, SIR.
Applebee's feedback: Not a question related to this Applebee's. I usually use Applebee's as the butt of some of my jokes, in an Arby's kinda way. But Chili's just fired a store manager for being transgender and not aligning with Chili's values. I'd be happy to start making fun of Chili's mercilessly if you fully stand behind your transgender employees. Is there anything you can do to make your food stop tasting microwaved? Thank you.
Here we go.
Spurting Image puppet
Marvel's Pizzazz, cover date February 1978. The painted cover features Linda Ronstadt, "rock's superwoman" holding a microphone and tambourine, backed by Doctor Strange on electric guitar, Captain America on bass, and C-3PO behind a drum kit, painted by Bob Larkin.
Easily the second best Pizzazz cover
I fear that at this point they're just never going to put Baron Blood in a movie just for me
Who owns Mar-A-Lago? The guy who famously hates dogs?
Even ganache couldn't ruin that
Something with ganache is good? I'm dubious
@optimstie.bsky.social
Completely coincidentally he just made a joke about his penis falling off in the Boston cold 😆
Hashtag Owen's Penis
He needed to see if the Bynars could supe up the holodeck enough to defeat his charm, but even they aren't THAT good
Can't possibly live up to the title so, yes, do it
(though you should watch Master Pancake's Worst of 2025 show which is about to start:
twitch.tv/masterpancaketheater
