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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight malewife. he/him. 5'4 (derogatory) SAVE SCIENCE

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Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok

10.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 792 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
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Stock brokers do not live in reality.

10.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or scratch it with a fork, or 30 years of hard scraping with dishwasher abrasives...

09.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best part is the lead coated ceramic plate🫠

09.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mandalore and Contrapoints on the same day!?

09.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Famously after Trump declared the COVID emergency over in April 2020 it was pretty much smooth sailing from there.

09.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Do you find these designs more fun than the mainbus? I always end up defaulting to a mainbus

09.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As long as you don't have a pacemaker.

09.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What a Legendary Rare to pull...

09.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Never in written history has a thing that had no reason to happen, happened."

09.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People with closed quotes and comments are cowards.

09.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You say this, but don't forget all these types of porn laws coming to red states as well.

08.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you were kidding!? Talk about the infamous British repression.

08.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thus far my March Madness bracket is spot on. What? Basketball? No, The Blank Check Podcast Bracket!

08.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Join me in the weirdest gatch-eque game:
wikigacha.com?lang=EN

08.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CorazΓ³n Salvaje is kicking ass several card classes above it's weight.

08.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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some of my earliest mothbuds

06.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 752 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I put a lot of my own money into equipment for work. Work is miserable, why let it be worse by using worse equipment?

04.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That meme is disturbingly phallic in an abstract way that makes me feel ill.

04.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have some cells ready for lamimation!

03.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Up up up up up

02.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have β€˜voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

02.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 5333 πŸ” 1147 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 21

I'm anxiously awaiting the numbers.

02.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, this is funny

02.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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02.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With my job, I need all those buttons! Stata uses Home, Page Up, Page Down, and I do so much numbers stuff, I need a full numpad!

02.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the Keychron was the only thing I found. Everyone wants as few keys as possible, it seems

01.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

@pnut.bsky.social I have a G710, (the old one with cherry blues) and I think I need a new keyboard. These modern ones are much fancier. What do I get? Needs to be a 100%, ideally with some macro buttons and a volume knob.

01.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump remains the luckiest son of a bitch on earth, unfortunately.

28.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The kind of thing that happens when you cede all authority to the executive. Putin does not bother informing the Duma of his actions either.

28.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0