Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river
The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.
They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.
The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.
My mother had deportment lessons in school. Any time a bowl of soup was put in front of her she would *regale* all present with a lesson she found hilarious forever after - ‘The Nun’ would instruct them
‘Never break your bread or roll in your soup’.
Yes. It’s really odd. And ordinary
Two images - one a polar bear, one a white weasel. Both are in snowy environments, and looking left to right, showing supposedly similar noses
Buddy of mine, many years ago, told me polar bears were more closely related to weasels than other bears. ‘Look at their noses’, he said. ‘More elongated, you see.’
I passed this fascinating factoid on to my children!
It’s in the very centre of the city, hard to miss
Ah well then
That travelling pants thing
I don’t believe in an interventionist god, but I know darlin that you do.
If I did, I would kneel down and ask him, not to intervene when it came to you.
NB Not everything that is shit is necessarily generated by AI. Worth reminding ourselves that bored humans in meeting rooms are still eminently capable of making dreadful creative decisions without the involvement of computers
I blame Fitbit, Garmin & the like. Bringing (lovely gritty) stats into sports
Make very sure. Take a week
Yeah mine was a little thin… I use my own dried veg stock. Wooster might do it (I’m not spelling that) although I usually add soy sauce for beefyness
Seriously?
A work move or simply & luxuriously gustatory?
What was your gravy this eve? Looks quite clear but u seem to revel in it (now there’s an image!)
That Wicklow Bán in Dunnes, in the little ceramic dish, is an easy treat. And I do like a free keeper container
I’m relying on the spirits to thin my blood & thus avoid a coronary, but it was worth it
We too had a ❤️ feast.
Killer spicy margarita;
Baked Wicklow Brie, bread, olives, paté, dippy palestinian olive oil & balsamic;
Fabulous fillet steak, baked shpud, broccoli, tomato salad, pan gravy w dijon, St Emilion;
Creme brulée (bought), espresso martini.
He did some, I did some.
We'll never forget the tragic fire at the #Stardust nightclub in the early hours of #ValentinesDay 1981. The families, friends, survivors & community are foremost at this sad time of remembrance
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
well there’s an instant switch
Piece on John Collison’s interview with Elon Musk
www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...
MILO, THE PARALYMPIC MASCOT, HAS ONE LEG!!
It’s over 100% now - well done
Legends!! Thanks all for signing. Just 203 more signatures to go from Irish citizens, and we'll have passed the Ireland threshold, and become 1 of 7 legendary countries to get this past the post
C'MON!!!! Let's get it done. 📝🇵🇸
#SpeirGhorm #SpeirGorm #IrishSky #Ireland
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Had a pretty convincing scam call from a lady pretending to be from my mobile operator.
Said there was a Jan promotion of 20% off — did I want in?
And if so, I’d get a six digit code texted to me. Which immediately came (from my real operator’s SMS)…
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This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
