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Neurodivergent optician πŸ€“ who likes facts and democracy πŸ’™

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Being an adult means using the same aluminum cups you used to make jello shots in to now portion your peanut M&Ms out into.

13.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please read and share. The β€œgrassroots” support for the SAVE America Act is a lie. The campaign pushing this bill is being run by Cleta Mitchell and Scott Presler, two of the most notorious election deniers in the country.

13.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 3674 πŸ” 1969 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 86
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Gen. Grynkewich: "What I've observed over the course of studying air power in history is that any time you attack a civilian population, you usually end up finding that it just hardens their resolve."

12.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 14205 πŸ” 4117 πŸ’¬ 1002 πŸ“Œ 623
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US Olympic bobsledderΒ surprises Trump, awards him prestigious Order of Ikkos medal Olympic women’s bobsled champion Kaillie Humphries awarded her Order of Ikkos medal to Donald Trump on Thursday.

DUMP HIM, GIRL

*US Olympic bobsledderΒ surprises Trump, awards him prestigious Order of Ikkos medal*

ground.news/article/olym...

13.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or ever.

13.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Independent

Read more: trib.al/fMtk1ko

11.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 9881 πŸ” 4096 πŸ’¬ 378 πŸ“Œ 164

The United States needs some therapy…it’s called IMPEACHMENT!!!

11.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 8151 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 400 πŸ“Œ 76
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Cartoon by
Dave Granlund

11.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1800 πŸ” 637 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 30

Glad we're spending all of that money on the war

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12.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Still not sure if we need Medicare for All?

12.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 4898 πŸ” 1740 πŸ’¬ 268 πŸ“Œ 100
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I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

12.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 13452 πŸ” 2626 πŸ’¬ 795 πŸ“Œ 259
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The President of the United States casually talking about destroying a country β€œin an hour” should chill every democracy on Earth.

This is exactly why leadership requires restraint, diplomacy, and respect for human life.πŸ‘‡

12.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 2263 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 311 πŸ“Œ 87

Zelenskyy should demand the release of the unredacted Epstein files because clearly Fuck Face is not on his side.

11.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 5239 πŸ” 783 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 19

The GOP is not trying to fix the economy. They're trying to fix the election.

12.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 6711 πŸ” 2118 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 71

Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.

12.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 7448 πŸ” 1291 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 50

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, especially if they don't fucking fit and a madman is making you wear them.

12.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He never knows anything… yet he’s the President.

12.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 4203 πŸ” 1297 πŸ’¬ 597 πŸ“Œ 135
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12.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 6094 πŸ” 1918 πŸ’¬ 645 πŸ“Œ 164
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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

12.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 33774 πŸ” 9775 πŸ’¬ 1241 πŸ“Œ 598
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RELEASE...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

11.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 3425 πŸ” 1369 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 38

I’m seeing a whole lot of β€œbut what about” posts on here today.

We’ve reached the point of fascism (a long time ago, honestly) when things are really bad for a lot of people.

Someone naming how it’s bad for them isn’t taking anything from you. Solidarity with each other is the way out of this.

11.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3450 πŸ” 694 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 33
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🎢 Near, far, wherever you are...

We know the coverup goes on & on & on...

THE KINK OF THE WORLD

12.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 11942 πŸ” 2994 πŸ’¬ 319 πŸ“Œ 127

πŸ—£ I CHIME IN WITH THE HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEEARDDD OF 🎡

12.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 12150 πŸ” 3146 πŸ’¬ 316 πŸ“Œ 112
Donald Trump Endorses Jake Paul For Political Office During Rally In Kentucky Trump introduced Paul to the crowd by saying the boxer had asked him to appear on his podcast, which he was initially reluctant to do as president.

What in the fucking hell - no specific office. Just endorsing him. πŸ™„

*Donald Trump Endorses Jake Paul For Political Office During Rally In Kentucky*

ground.news/article/dona...

12.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least pay for our therapy

12.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright dems want reparations

12.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 10163 πŸ” 3469 πŸ’¬ 427 πŸ“Œ 112
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U.S. court allows state bans on gender-affirming care for adults in unprecedented ruling While bans on trans youth’s care have been numerous in recent years, this is the first to restrict care for transgender adults.

NEWS: It was never about the children.

Transgender adults now face care restrictions after the ruling of the federal appeals court in Richmond, Virginia.

www.advocate.com/news/court-b...

11.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1926 πŸ” 951 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 183
5-days left countdown graphic to Election Day, March 17! 

The photo showcased is of Kat speaking at the DPOE, overlayed on the number 5. Full copy reads:

"5 days until the election!" with Kat For Illinois' logo.

5-days left countdown graphic to Election Day, March 17! The photo showcased is of Kat speaking at the DPOE, overlayed on the number 5. Full copy reads: "5 days until the election!" with Kat For Illinois' logo.

🚨 5 DAYS 🚨
Five days left to win this. This is the final push.

We have the Abughamentum, but still need your help to make it happen. Phone bank, knock doors, or join our volunteer Discord for more opportunities to help locally or remotely!

12.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 710 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6