Jonathan Parker

Posting this for no particular reason today 🤭

Meme of Draymond Green choking Rudy Gobert with text implied that Olivia Dean has me in a chokehold

The Art of Loving is an instant classic

Nathan for you meme

Nathan for you meme

Just thought about the field day Wendy Williams would have with the Erika K*rk of it all and I almost shed a tear.

A screenshot of the lyrics to Silent Night and a text from my bf

Merry Christmas Eve!! 🎄😂

But is he wrong? 😂😂

A screenshot of the lyrics to Silent Night and a text from my bf

Merry Christmas Eve!! 🎄😂

Jonathan is wearing a Holiday Kitty Sweater in this selfie

Kitty Sweater SZN

I clocked you slipping “confident to its identity” in there under the wire Stephen Miller

trump AI slop

Tired: healthcare plan in the next couple weeks
Wired: housing reform (?) in the new year

President Stunt J. Queen

Not the hottest country anywhere in the world 😂 Diva talking about the country like it’s a post breakup revenge body lollll

we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky

Trump: “Nobody can believe what’s going on!”

Fact check: TRUE 😭

At least this is just a holiday airing of grievances instead of a new war announcement.

Somebody actually wrote this shit. Embarassing

Bowl of Texas chili topped with cheese, sour cream and fresh jalapeños

Pretty proud of this chili I made yesterday 😌

Thick thighs dEsTrOy jeans

Afternoon blowout 😭

You ever see a guy in sunglasses on a dating app and you’re like “aww wish I could see those eyes!” And then you keep swiping and there’s a sunglasses off pic and he literally looks like the guy from the face melting gif from Indiana Jones? Shit sucks.

Willie was DNPing this guy until his hand was forced smh

WINSOME LOSESOME *ducks*

Mad kid

Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday

I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much

Why would you subject yourself to it again!!?!

Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly

Omg I got there too late to get on the bus. That’s crazy 😭

Was it the Reggie’s shuttle?!???