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jacques monod fan club president, late gastrula i'll be the last one pipetting

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jesus was the friends we made along the way

11.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, there’s probably never been a funnier time for another ship to get stuck in the Suez

11.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

you’re not on the hook for your dad or whatever

10.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we actually don’t need to do this

10.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

you can’t beat fish as it turns out

10.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhoops, turned out trump didn’t actually have a historic mandate to rule like a king and people were just mad about inflation” is a thing that basically every politics reporter knows but none wants to admit

10.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1727 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 8

shit’s closed guys

10.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao they mined the strait of hormuz

10.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

any time we can talk the CIA into an op that saves hundreds of thousands of lives is good, to me

13.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah shit AI did something useful for me today it's over

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is probably the least interested i’ve ever been in paying my federal income taxes, i tell you what.

10.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1261 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12

Honestly, I am absolutely disgusted by academics suggesting that AI can do the reading and writing for you. At a certain point, what you're bragging about is fraud. And in a broader sense, what you're contributing to is the erosion of knowledge and the destruction of trust in academic publishing.

10.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 914 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 10

as a neuroscientist i promise you do not have to get wrapped around the axle as to whether or not LLMs are conscious

10.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

by the way it’s marlo day. mar 10. thank you for celebrating marlo day today.

10.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) - A top Iranian security official tells Trump: 'Be careful not to get eliminated yourself.'

@apnews.com

10.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 837 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 213

how are all these guys the worst human being in the entire world

10.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

pete hegseth on the other hand bravely fires missiles from a room in mar-a-lago

10.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, β€œWyoming is missing”

10.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 5204 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 25
30 Rock DON'T GET PEER PRESSURED
INTO INVADING IRAN.

30 Rock DON'T GET PEER PRESSURED INTO INVADING IRAN.

Just rewatching 30 Rock and

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Can’t handle this because marathon the game used to be a religion about deciphering weird texts while you wandered a space maze

10.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

they were onto something when they came up with seppuku

10.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dude if I answered questions like this in lab meeting I’d kill myself

10.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"it's worth it to zero out USAID to eliminate american imperialism" is just the most intellectually bereft take man

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm tired of this. we're all tired of this. we don't have to live like this.

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my goal is to be some kind of like old neuroscience guy in the woods who will come through at a really opportune time for the heroes of the story who blow up the torment nexus

09.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE
MARKET
WANTS
TO
LIVE

09.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

smoking on the train should be allowed if its the Paris metro between like 1 and 2 am on line 5 and 7 and that's it

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i shouldn't be the bluesky ceo but i should be on the board that picks the bluesky ceo

09.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0