Hal Haney Art

Fellas, it can’t be a coincidence that you’re experiencing a male loneliness epidemic and women are experiencing an unfuckable Nazi chud epidemic at the exact same time.

Welcome to Day 2,199,125 of “my god has a bigger dick than your god,” and the mindless murder that comes with it.

Thank you!

My Testament trilogy breakdown: Testament was ambitious, but too much world building, Testament 2 was derivative and up its own ass, and Testament 3 was a pointless clusterfuck where the director was shooting from under a pile of angel dust. Total money grab by the studio. 2/10 do not recommend.

Yeah I’m good, I just have trouble keeping up with all the different social media platforms

Scorched Earth South Park is the best South Park. Holy shit.

The cheeseburger that finally takes him out is gonna get so much burger poon.

I mostly just hate him because I can’t pronounce his name.

LOL

I’d like to thank Marvel for handling the Punisher skull situation so perfectly in Daredevil: Born Again. Frank Castle is not on your side, you dumb cunts. If you’re gonna dip your truck nuts into nerd culture, at least have respect enough to read the stories instead of just jacking off to the guns.

Do you trust a snake?
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A picture of a framed artwork showing many different Luchadors that wrestled in WCW

On this, the day that #AEWDynamite surpasses WCW Nitro as the longest running wrestling show on Turner broadcasting, I'm thankful that TK kept the best part of Nitro alive in spirit - artwork by the INCREDIBLE @halhaneyart.bsky.social 🤼

Be important. Be a VIP.
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Concept Art: @halhaneyart.bsky.social

Gonna take this opportunity to plug my boy @halhaneyart.bsky.social for all things comic/wrestling related. Sings a mean tune at karaoke, too.

Whosoever holds this pencil, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor’s Rogues Gallery. Up next.

Just bought one for myself. Check out Hal’s work. He’s fantastic! Comics, wrestling, video games, and a lot more.

DAREDEVIL ROGUES GALLERY - FINISHED PIECE!! Here’s my tribute to Daredevil, seen here facing off with over 60 of his rivals, enemies, and of course, ex-girlfriends. Prints are available on my Etsy shop!

Do you remember this legend?
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Stanky very much.

Thank you!

Oops! Link to my shop is here, not my bio! Etsy.com/shop/halhaneyart

BIRTHDAY FLASH SALE!!

I honestly had no idea there was even a thing, all I saw was you cracking wise.

Yeah that’s tough. I guess I think of RPGs as having multiple playable characters

Quit stepping on my pipe dreams, Hangst!

I need a 45-year-old Bernie Sanders with JFK’s charisma and Obama’s oratory skills, who also happens to be incorruptible and who, preferably, can carry a tune or at least plays an instrument and rescues pit bulls from kill shelters.

My only light at the end of this tunnel of American stupidity is that following two other eras of blatant corruption and unchecked capitalist exploitation, we got a Roosevelt. I’d like another Roosevelt to step up, please.