Chairman Par Lenor

I don't have any dirty secrets, better luck next time!

Oh, but I can...

Bye then!

*he bolted out the back door*

Very good, I'll be leaving then I presume....

Oh good! Isn't this wonderful, I smell profit in the air! I'll inform her of your interest immediately!

Good! Um...which one of you should she contact...?

And I'll contact her, what would be a good time for her to contact you...?

I assure you she is very nice and extremely beautiful and she knows how to do business...You're husband met her the first year this was Deep Space Nine when he held his big poker tournament...

Fine! Just remember I am chairman of the Board of Liquidators, but I'll let her know....if fact, she's on Deep Space Nine at this very minute trying to close another deal...

Wonderful! Here's my account number for my small insignificant commission of 5000 latinum...

Okay, her name is Cynthia Jones, she runs a genuine business as a high fashion designer, but she funds the whole thing with various side deals and a small smuggling business her great grandfather Cyrano Jones began a century and a half ago. So, are you interested...?

Okay, but if I don't get my commission I'll make sure she never deals!

Yes...So...do we have a deal...?

I know someone who will help you, she's quite well known, has few scruples and doesn't let her morals interfere unlike our poor First Clerk and...she knows your husband and I'll put you in contact with her for a small commission...

I told you she wouldn't let her do it...

*he entered the room from the other door*

*gasps*

How dare you! Maybe I should remove your wife from being First Clerk if this the kind of woman she associates with!

It is an abomination, but the Nagus' word is law...

My mother is where she belongs, although she wears...clothing because of the Nagus' rule...

Another female who was too close to the Nagus for our comfort...

Yes, but she's a female....and females and finance don't mix...

And you seriously want me to believe that your wife is fit for the position of First Clerk with someone like you as her spouse?

For what?

You're weird, but I agree...

What?

Yes, people say we look like brothers but I don't see the resemblance....

I-I-I do not desire him, you strange woman! More proof of how the First Clerk is losing it I see...

No, I was just trying to contact...your wife, I believe? I don't know why the Nagus allows her to have another spouse while he denies himself one....Anyway, just checking in to make sure she is having a lovely honeymoon...good day...