Andy

Disappointed to see the byline, I have a lot of respect for Tim.

Someone should tell him about what happened to PSG in the last year.

Not to mention no D’s trying to primary our awful governor

isn't the asteroid the fact that they're playing this match in the round of 16 instead of the final?

The Dardanelles!!

Hope you enjoy that beer when it comes about 4 years from now

This is the most BiMart post of all time. Just missing a fishing license.

Never go into a land war in Asia

I think I’m retiring from soccer fandom

Words don’t exist to describe this Tottenham Hotspur season

As someone who dreams of owning a Beaver’s orange O’s jersey (I’m an O’s and Oregon State fan) but was waiting to see if he’d make the team or possibly be traded for pitching, this is devastating news

if only baseball had a place to put a guy who is good at hitting but not very good in the field

omg I definitely saw that post by @amb.fyi yesterday and didn't remotely think of it when I saw that in person tonight

I am in a bar and the clientele seems significantly younger than me and someone just took a flash photo of their friend group with a digital camera??? what is happening

NBA contracts?

I think we should probably all refrain from making sweeping judgements of our collective son Scoot (Scootson) after any individual game

Man going with Khameneimaniacs instead of Khameneiacs was A CHOICE

nah, the Four Horseman arrive when the Timbers get an MLS hat trick

5 games without a win against Vancouver, Phil. Maybe look at the common denominator there and take some responsibility.

Big 10 baseball, catch the fever

Sorry you’ll have to settle for a two run double and Gunnar Scream

I missed the season by a couple weeks! Bummed for that but very cool you can just go in

*Ron Swanson voice* you had me at meat shower

I’m in your old neck of the woods

dammit

hahahahaha

I’ve gotta get my soccer joy SOMEWHERE

Spurs play of late has me doing crazy things

Yeah it just feels like a lot of enthusiasm from early in the season has evaporated. We’re currently being carried by two vets whose future with the team is uncertain. And a year that should’ve been about finding out what this young core can do will finish with zero minutes of Scoot/Shae/Deni/Tou/DC

Flying to San Diego.

I was sitting in Jerry’s Tavern yesterday during lunch and went catatonic when the third Crystal Palace goal went in right before halftime 😵‍💫😵

The Blazers suck shit man. This is so depressing