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Mr. Sparkle has been banned by court order from providing medical advice.

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Nikolaj Ehlers has a brother named Sebastian and a sister named Caroline.

Yes, really.

01.07.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
30.06.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Promise?

30.06.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Electric Six > Eagles of Death Metal

30.06.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Makes for a nice sandwich when done with some fruit. Kinda greasy though

30.06.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe we lost to Guatemala. They don't even HAVE ice rinks.

29.06.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I hate this

29.06.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Busy

28.06.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

62 goals, 134 points in 65 OHL games

27.06.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Misa better than Barzal

27.06.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right. You are getting the pick, not anyone off San Jose's roster.

27.06.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you trade Svech for Barzal you're doomed.

27.06.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hence my 'As part of a package for #2 overall' thing. That I would do. Michael Misa is probably worth it to finally get that potential 1C

27.06.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right

27.06.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely not.

Now if we're talking #2 overall, yeah I'd send him in a package.

27.06.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still not a fan but yeah he's better than KK lol

27.06.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It will be done today sir

17.06.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found the PC base is generally higher calibre than the Xbox one.

Yes, really.

17.06.2025 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much

11.06.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I challenge anyone to name even one city in Oklahoma. It can't be done.

08.06.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet everything they make tastes INCREDIBLE

08.06.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Before Internet porn became a thing, I basically engaged in "trading circles" with friends, where we would all share whatever porn we had so everyone got more variety. A side effect was that you got a slightly too intimate look at your friends' sexual proclivities and preferences. Also, sometimes you just got some weird-ass shit.
Once in early 2002, my friend gave me a DVD titled Cum Dumpsters 2. I had not seen the first Cum Dumpsters but felt like I could probably pick up the story. I was a little nervous to watch it, but I figured what the hell.
I'll never forget what happened next....
I put the DVD in my Compaq laptop and waited for the movie to load. The screen went black, and then the image of an American flag, waving in the wind, slowly faded in. Then, in elegant cursive, appeared the words:
Dedicated to those who lost their lives on September 11th.
And then the opening credits for Cum Dumpsters 2 started,

Before Internet porn became a thing, I basically engaged in "trading circles" with friends, where we would all share whatever porn we had so everyone got more variety. A side effect was that you got a slightly too intimate look at your friends' sexual proclivities and preferences. Also, sometimes you just got some weird-ass shit. Once in early 2002, my friend gave me a DVD titled Cum Dumpsters 2. I had not seen the first Cum Dumpsters but felt like I could probably pick up the story. I was a little nervous to watch it, but I figured what the hell. I'll never forget what happened next.... I put the DVD in my Compaq laptop and waited for the movie to load. The screen went black, and then the image of an American flag, waving in the wind, slowly faded in. Then, in elegant cursive, appeared the words: Dedicated to those who lost their lives on September 11th. And then the opening credits for Cum Dumpsters 2 started,

From Seth Rogen’s book

08.06.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 608 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 14

That other kid's mom though πŸ‘€

08.06.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Historically Canada has had a pretty awesome relationship with the State of California, so if they're interested in seceding and joining a confederation instead, we're here.

08.06.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest of all time, in my opinion.

08.06.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have chosen: 3 Wood

May I suggest a putter?

3 Wood

Now choose your swing. I suggest 'Feather Touch."

You have selected: Power Drive

Now press 7-8-7 to swing

Ball is in parking lot.

Would you like to play again?

You have selected "No."

08.06.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

L'Via L'Viaquez

04.06.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The FromSoft purists are mad that Nightreign is a $40 game that doesn't take itself seriously.

30.05.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Otter is asking for a trade in 3....2.....1....

30.05.2025 03:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0