Read this. Let it break you.

I mentioned to someone in our ma/patrol group that the state is bringing chaos and anarchism is bringing order and got a completely blank stare. Took a very anarchy 101 discussions to tell them that what they were engaged in was anarchist organizing. ppl are more receptive but not always aware

My favorite thing in depositions is when someone spends a bunch of time saying “well it was this other thing, that is what I was referencing and it would explain everything” and the lawyer gets them to say that in like 15 different ways, the says, “ok let’s bring up exhibit X, here is the thing”

I’m looking forward to all these clowns being deposed. Into my veins

I’m old enough the remember…

Mutual aid but I’m going to apply my personal means testing plan — no asshole it’s rent for neighbors, that’s it

Oh fuck yeah

My favorite part is how it won’t help the oil crunch for normies but will facilitate a lot of crime

Summer expand, winter dilate

That should have been an eg not an ie, my bad

ie: collies don’t have thumbs

Calling mulligan on the latest 18 years (this is a pro npr account just exhausted by years of bothsidesism)

Back in my physics days we used to measure turbulence with high bandwidth optics. Just goggled and found they have gotten significantly better at this opg.optica.org/oe/fulltext....

Someone tell grok where the stadium is

Technically we could nut before nuts existed

The first species known to have penetrative sex is called, and I’m not even kidding, Microbrachius dicki. And they evolved like 200 million years before flowers.

Yeah I think it very much depends on what you consider a vagina — just that there were animals doing sexual reproduction before flowers existed

Vaginas evolved before flowers

Ok so I found a picture of shark boogers but it was on instagram and I don’t have instagram so the best I can do is this screenshot. Super excited to tell my 4yo that he has boogers that are thousands of times bigger than a shark’s

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

I was run out of youth group for dating a Jew

It takes a lot longer on social media to identify people that just don’t like your jokes. In real life I can figure it out in seconds, based on a harmless quip. On social media I’m like “maybe they just misses the twenty three previous times I replied to their posts with a witty rejoinder”

Certainly the Christian nationalists will quickly acculturate

I’m all for sending our Christian nationalist to a land devoid of sectarian violence

Not exactly a shark fact but he often pretends he’s a shark so I’m counting it

My kid does this as well, today he showed me a giant booger and I grabbed a wipe and when I turned back it was gone and he told me “I think somebody ate it”

“I told you all, I didn’t actually listen to the people that told me” - more accurate version

The problem with incompetence at the helm is that violence is easy

Friend, you are not alone

A snowy winter has revealed my character flaw of not cleaning backyard dog poop when it gets the glossy veneer of fresh snow. Today was the day I pay for this flaw