Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩

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(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)

Israel dropped leaflets over Lebanon, urging citizens "to disarm Hezbollah" -Do they seriously expect ordinary citizens to achieve what the IDF has failed to do for forty-four years?

Never mind the handle 'Epic Fury', call it "Boost-Mother-Russia"
-America's pals in the middle East will get priority over Ukraine for expensive air defences which are already in very short supply

WAR...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

As the US is technically at war with Iran, Trump is wearing his old military academy uniform (after a few alteractions to accommodate his massive girth)

Bibi doubled down on quick regime change in Iran, but he we are now in day 14, with the regime intact, and atill launching missiles and drones across the middle east.

Thry could hide in plain sight, as part of the Iranian diaspora. A plausible back story, and voila!

It's a bumper harvest for Putin this year! Russia has made $6bn from its fossil fuels during the 13 days of this latest attack on Iran

That will be Trumps signature when oil hits 200

So the Swiss embassy will no longer represent US interests in Iran, but Haliburton has promised to step in and fill the void

Pedophile waged WAR to avoid #TrumpEpsteinFiles

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

But he likes to work the room with his spiel about 'high precision strikes' and 'nobody does intel like our guys' (you're right Don! -most of them can distinguish between military targets and girls schools)

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Trump's slowly nudging oil up to $200 a barrel - his master will be very pleased as he can now press ahead with his Ulraine meat grinder project

Who benefits most from this trainwreck assault on Iran? It represents a major shot in the arm for a parriah country exhausted by four years of grinding attrition warfare:
-Easing of sanctions on its oil, just when the price per barrel is hitting the roof

The worst thing that can happen with a first time gambler is for them to win big, because they think it will be like that every time. This is what happened with Trump's assault on Venezuela, and his decision to take on Iran

Reminds me of the soviet top brass in the late 1970s clinging on for dar life -kinda like a low rent Madame Tussauds

Rather than reversing America's decline, Trump is getting his weight behind it and helping it on its way. God help the next admin -they will inherit a shit show for the ages

What's interesting about Trump's 'Iran Plan' is not that its a good or bad plan, but that he has any fucking plan at all

Itsonly dark skinned immigrants that America doesn't like

Why does the GCC not condemn America's illegal war against Iran OR American/Israeli attacks on civilians?

The reason Iran was never attacked like this before is because no president was dumb enough to try. Bibi must have promised Trump a quick victory like in Venezuela. However...

Did I wake up in a parallel universe? Trump and Bibi are carpet bombing Iran, and Putin is now the 'voice of reason' offering to mediate. Maybe Epstein will show up at some point as an ambassador of the Purity League

I hope they sterilise that seat before anyone parks their behind on it

Did these two micro-penises cook this up all on their own?

Trump tells Iranians to go onto the streets and protest, but the Iranian government tells them they will be shot if they do so: who would you listen to?

To understand the assault on Iran, you have to ask who benefits from it? -Russia of course
1. Russian oil sanctions are 'eased'
2. Oil prices also go up, helping them finance Ukraine war
3. Putin positions himself as an honest broker/mediator on the worlds stage
4. World focus shifts from Ukraine

The spike on oil prices took Trump by surprise, indicating that he did not prep for it seriously. Maybe Hegseth promised him it was strictly a 72hr poposition

If you watched a movie where the president unilaterally went to war against another country, BUT couldnt explain why, OR say what would constitute victory -then you'd probably dismiss the story as too far-fetched. And yet here we are. This is what happens when checks and balances no longer exist