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Head of Aperture Finance President of The Deep State Final boss of people who disagree with me

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Happy Sunday, disabled people also deserve to have the curse lifted

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14.12.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

snipsnapcaddyshack 🦞🦞

14.12.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Return thy carts, peasants!

14.12.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think internet age verification laws are fxcked up now, wait until you find out how many of the lawyers and engineers for these companies don't understand the tech, the agreements they operate under (and force onto users), or how the data is handled.

13.12.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

The icing will continue until the 2nd Amendment is no longer under threat by the Newsom Administration.

14.12.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The icing will continue until the 2nd Amendment is no longer under threat by the Newsom Administration.

14.12.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification Contact Congress today!

Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!

13.12.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 23063 πŸ” 6699 πŸ’¬ 960 πŸ“Œ 351
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14.12.2025 05:49 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The answer is yes, you are the bad guys..

14.12.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not as bad as stupid.

14.12.2025 07:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

peak etymology joke right here lmfao

14.12.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

are ogres invited

14.12.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought PETA was just a weird fetish thing not actual animal rights activism

14.12.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

>persecuted minority of meatbag
>wants to ban everyone who isn't a meatbag

figures πŸ™„

14.12.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

via ChatGPT

14.12.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck are you poisoning that child with

14.12.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry guys, I know I’ve been quiet this week, but I’ve been recovering from shaking too many hands

14.12.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 8856 πŸ” 949 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 52

I would like to reach out on the behalf of various clients who are concerned you are not having fun on the internet and ask what we may do to make posting more fun.

14.12.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the fancy bar for rich people instead. :P

14.12.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

become wolveves

13.12.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if we could stop growing facial hair we'd be hot most of the time

13.12.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably gonna head back down to Mel's a little later if anyone wants to drop by and chat. No promises my card is working right now though. πŸ˜…

13.12.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Caturday! Hope everyone can find something to help make you smile! If not I hope my smile can brighten up your day πŸ’œπŸ’‹

13.12.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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He got high on catnip, then passed out after trying to open a bag of cat treats he pilfered from an upper cabinet somehow. Happy #Caturday

13.12.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 9562 πŸ” 587 πŸ’¬ 551 πŸ“Œ 53
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Happy #Caturday from Leona, with love! πŸ–€πŸ€

#AriasMelodies #miqote #FFXIVScreenshots #GPOSERS #EorzeaPhotos #ffxivsnaps

13.12.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Trapezoid (white cat) hiding in my sock drawer

Trapezoid (white cat) hiding in my sock drawer

Hidden camera

#Caturday

13.12.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm interested.

13.12.2025 07:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d guess I’m not entirely alone in having assumed it would continue to mean Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics…

13.12.2025 06:40 πŸ‘ 1411 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 10
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12.12.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

12.12.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 5035 πŸ” 1793 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 20