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neurospicy leftist queerdo stoner elder, cat daddy and horror historian. Occasionally funny. Always gorgeous. I have friends everywhere.πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

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"That we are not seeing massive protests suggests that maybe the press ISNT AIRING THE PROTESTS THAT ARE HAPPENING" is something a less hacky news source might consider...

Alas, this is the editorial board, a board made entirely of hack.

12.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gee, how come all the students who were arrested and had the shit kicked out of them and got deported and expelled- how come they aren't protesting as much anymore?

Tell me how utterly unserious you are, you hacky fucks.

12.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the way it seems right now, irans goal is to destroy our economy and our goal is to provide footage for dank memes the administration can post so edgelords will think theyre cool

12.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 2088 πŸ” 400 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 12

Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash.

12.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing

yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

11.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2019 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Ok look...

11.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24536 πŸ” 6623 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 413

Byzantium and Kiss of the Damned come to mind.

11.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THERE IS AN NA MALORT!!?!

11.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm, one boycotting church can shake hands with the corporate devils and sell-out, but Target has done nothing to reverse its position, so WHY THE FUCK, (respectfully) would I start shopping there again?

Skill issue really. Not petty enough.

11.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If this is an unpopular opinion it's one I fervently share. It's punching down, "but it's ok because he's one of the bad ones!". It's hack writing when it's comedy, and it's shitty humanity when it's cultural discourse.

10.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This. There is NEVER an excuse to punch down. (I know YOU know).

10.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Jews don't belong in American society."

Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America.

But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

09.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 7444 πŸ” 2163 πŸ’¬ 336 πŸ“Œ 135

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2926 πŸ” 1226 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 30

I haven't had a drink of alcohol in almost 11 years, but Springing Forward never fails to make me feel hungover AF.

09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A g.i.JOE: Classified action figure of a Vincent Occult Price looking  mfer holding a glowing orb, "Hello I'm Crystal Ball of COBRA! With me as always is Raptor." 

Behind Crystal Ball is some weird dude (also a GIJoe: classididdy figure) called Raptor, he's wearing a wing pack and a hawk helmet. He goes "squawk!"

A g.i.JOE: Classified action figure of a Vincent Occult Price looking mfer holding a glowing orb, "Hello I'm Crystal Ball of COBRA! With me as always is Raptor." Behind Crystal Ball is some weird dude (also a GIJoe: classididdy figure) called Raptor, he's wearing a wing pack and a hawk helmet. He goes "squawk!"

"He's my... wingman," says Crystal Ball, that sinister scamp. Behind him Raptor snickers.

"He's my... wingman," says Crystal Ball, that sinister scamp. Behind him Raptor snickers.

POW! Out of nowhere Big Boa, COBRA's boxing trainer punches Crystal Ball's Eldritch looking ass THE FUCK OUT!

"Squawk" says Raptor, Cobra Commander's CPA who dresses like a bird. He has a hawk named General Ledger.

POW! Out of nowhere Big Boa, COBRA's boxing trainer punches Crystal Ball's Eldritch looking ass THE FUCK OUT! "Squawk" says Raptor, Cobra Commander's CPA who dresses like a bird. He has a hawk named General Ledger.

A story in three frames

09.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I meant trigger you, clumsy fingers.

08.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey dogs. You sure seem to like calling people stupid and idiots and dumb. It's not just an ad hominem attack, and rude, it's ableist as well.

Maybe you should log off for a while and stop engaging with people whose opinions don't trigger you.

08.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You like Newsom? You are pro arming Israel, pro giving a platform to and affirming the filth spouted by right wing agitators, pro not signing pro-trans legislature, pro destroying the possessions of the homeless? That's a hell of a platform doc.

08.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You sure like calling people who are simply stating their personal beliefs idiots and stupid. Are you ok, dogs?

There are years before the election. There is plenty of time to find a better candidate than a human oil slick. Maybe chill it with the ad hominem attacks.

08.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the rich boy who won't sign pro-trans protections into law and enjoys tearing up homeless encampments and the rich boy who traded his silver spoon for an M-4 and the chance to shoot brown people for Blackwater before cosplaying as an oyster farmer.

08.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)

09.03.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 331 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Fire up the teleporter, comrade.

08.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this - thanks for sharing! πŸ–€πŸ€˜πŸ»

08.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no thank you, I have plenty.

08.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t have theme park attractions like at Disneyland but we do have an escalator that’ll scare the crap out of you

07.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 630 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 2

ICE attracts the worst of the worst. There is no reform sweeping enough to fix it. There is only abolition and prosecution.

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 382 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5

"I won't defend any of that!" No, they'll just insist that everyone needs to vote for Gavin Newsom or else they are immoral because this fucking witless thunderous fart of a human being cannot comprehend it being any responsibility of the DEM party to do better.

07.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck youself, Anselmo, you spineless fucking monster. Fuck you and fuck your false equivalencies and fuck your pearl clutching holier than thou liberal tears. I hope you fuck off, proudly.

07.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait you called me stupid? Shit, I was trying to be mature. How about you suck my asshole you Blue chud motherfucker? Name the Waffle House parking lot and I'm there you fucking human cum stain. Fuck you calling strangers stupid when you disagree with them, you suck. Blocked.

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0