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Busy with anything rn @jonbois.bsky.social?
The Dorktown video about Bam’s performance in a few years is gonna go so fucking hard
Bam Adebayo tonight:
83 points (2nd most ever, Wilt scored 100)
43 FT attempts (most ever, Dwight Howard had 39)
36 made FTs (most ever, Wilt had 28)
First ever 30+ FTA/20+ 3pt attempts game
Bam had 92 points total over his previous 4 games.
His PPG went up from 18.9 to 20.0.
Bam's previous career high was 41.
From 18.9 ppg to just a hair over 20
Glad he took my advice
Freshman Me knew how good Bam Adebayo would be all along!
Intentionally fouling up 27. This absurd game has everything
Easily
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
🎶I am governor gavin newsom
I am going to clear out a slum
soon will be pres-i-DENT🎶
“You know, David, facts are known not to care about your feelings.”
Bobby Witt Jr is putting on a show, good lord
This feels deliberate
One of the funniest NFL trades I’ve ever seen
Jonah in the first few seasons = DOGE stooges. Once he starts getting more involved his temperament is more Elon Musk-esque
Immediately thought this could be a Jonah scene but it feels more like Mike
MARIST
SCHWARBOMB
I mean that had to be approximately 750 mph off the bat
America’s greatest athlete
I mean he’s in the right spot. It’s very unconventional to trade a promising young player during a slump and lie that you were selling high
SAVAGE
I’ll take 30 please
Soft pretzel tray at work with mini pretzel dogs. It’s a great great day
Very likely to be replaced by someone worse. However, you will not be missed
