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A photo of some street construction on a corner in downtown Milwaukee, including a makeshift sign that says β€œhole” in spray paint

A photo of some street construction on a corner in downtown Milwaukee, including a makeshift sign that says β€œhole” in spray paint

Good morning

12.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

aw dude i know where im going after work

12.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it's rael's nameday!!! πŸ°πŸŒ™πŸŽ‚

(and my birthday!)

#ffxiv #wol

08.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 0
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a photoshopped image of a little round thing with froglike feet, a dog (shiba inu?) face, and a kitchen knife in one hand and a kite shield in the other

a photoshopped image of a little round thing with froglike feet, a dog (shiba inu?) face, and a kitchen knife in one hand and a kite shield in the other

hansel and/or gretel from tower at paradigm's breach

09.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A strange creature (me) melting then springing up with joy saying 'mmmmyipeee!!'

A strange creature (me) melting then springing up with joy saying 'mmmmyipeee!!'

I get very shy when faced with responding to positive comments, so i drew this to show how they make me feel every time whether I respond or not :))

09.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1083 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 838 πŸ” 533 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

18.12.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 2386 πŸ” 902 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5728 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 114

and if i said it was good because its cool and iconic

12.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

????

12.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED

12.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

im not immune to predator prey dynamics

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what he thinks abt specifically depends on what he is in the mood for honestly

11.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

something abt grumpy viera men and prey mentality

11.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean a large baja blast is like 135mg

11.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to tell ppl he would believe military propaganda until he joined it himself. he is naive.

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think it goes without saying that xeno is thinking about dimitry

11.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

construction worker xeno

11.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Xeno would spend some time in the military to fund schooling then be a tradesperson, like either a mechanic or an electrician. I think he would like very tactile jobs. Could also see him as a farmer or working in a lumberyard. Or something in logistics.

11.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to share this one here but the effects of the commune visit on Jayce is constantly in my brain #jaycetalis #jayvik

14.01.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 1842 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

i also wanted the fun treats i understand. my friends were just trying to make me feel better because i couldnt have them
i still wanted them though.

10.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Its a drawing with 2 flat comic panels and Simon from Iron Lung at the bottom of the page. The top panel shows crisp green leaves with little drops of water on them. The panel underneath shows the Earth with its blue oceans, green lands and spiraling clouds. Four sharp spiky red lights shine behind it in the black of space. 
Simons figure slightly overlaps this panel. He has a calm expression for once, even a slight smile. The right side of him is covered with a bright green light likely from the submarine. The background of the entire page goes from deep red to black. (I'm uncertain if Simon has ever even been on Earth, but still one can imagine he'd know enough about it to miss it.)

Its a drawing with 2 flat comic panels and Simon from Iron Lung at the bottom of the page. The top panel shows crisp green leaves with little drops of water on them. The panel underneath shows the Earth with its blue oceans, green lands and spiraling clouds. Four sharp spiky red lights shine behind it in the black of space. Simons figure slightly overlaps this panel. He has a calm expression for once, even a slight smile. The right side of him is covered with a bright green light likely from the submarine. The background of the entire page goes from deep red to black. (I'm uncertain if Simon has ever even been on Earth, but still one can imagine he'd know enough about it to miss it.)

Feeling Homesick
#IronLung

09.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 234 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
"Hug, Pahsiv!" *Pahsiv finds Neuvillette and Sigewinne being sticky to Wriothesley*

"Hug, Pahsiv!" *Pahsiv finds Neuvillette and Sigewinne being sticky to Wriothesley*

"Hug, Pahsiv!" #wriolette

10.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
this probably feels good when you're a printer

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1702 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 13
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

10.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 7583 πŸ” 1894 πŸ’¬ 168 πŸ“Œ 381

them: they wipe the cup between people but thats not how germs work!!!

we were like 12

10.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when i asked my friends they said its because i wasnt catholic and didnt do confirmation (whatever that was)

they told me not to feel bad tho cos the wafers and wine suck anyway and you have to drink from the same cup as everyone else which is kind of gross

10.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im lutheran (also raised unreligious, didnt go to church) and when i was little i went to church with my catholic friends when i spent the weekend at their place and i was also denied fun treats and didn't understand why

10.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0