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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

Single frame. Title: “Meanwhile, in a Syrian refugee camp”. Scene is refugee camp in washed out colour with tents, adult and child carrying babs in background. Foreground: woman in robe and hijab holding a soccer ball speaks to three young children saying, “Pay attention kids. This could be our only hope.”

Game of hope.
My @smh @theage cartoon.

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Evangelicals have created the corrupt pedophile-protecting deep state their political crusade was supposed to expose

No surprise here

"I'm sat here in my shitty, dimly-lit office. The air outside stinks and a bunch of kids are punching-on in the street."

Ron Johnson isn’t the Johnson who believes humans rode dinosaurs to work - that’s Mike Johnson. Ron Johnson is the one who celebrated July 4th in Moscow. If you’re still struggling to keep your Johnsons straight, Lauren Boebert will be happy to lend a hand.

And if your Johnson is straight for more than four hours, please consult a medical professional.

That last reskeet got me thinking about how to overly simplify other works.

I don't think "Hey man, can you play me a song I half-remember from when I was younger?" would have worked as well in Piano Man.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

Me: gosh I have a lot of work to do.
Also me: haha ha, i’m not going to do it.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Single frame. Soccer field, five Iranian women players in motion, one kicking a goal which is flying past an Iranian Ayatollah goalkeeper.

Goal!
My @smh @theage cartoon.

Character design commission from @/ProjectHeat1

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Good news: Stream is happening tonight.
Bad news: I have to push it back by about 30-40 minutes due to having to get my weekly meal prep done.

#EndCitizensUnited

Cartoon by @mwuerker.bsky.social

CYBERMIDRIFF

Naw, dude.

Historians will definitely be able to explain how this was possible. Just ask us. We can probably do it now, if you like.

The Two Ronnies

“Who’s the new leader of Iran?”

“Khamenei again?”

“I said - who’s the new leader of Iran?”

Bibi and Donald climbing the Escherian Stairwell.

Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9 Leon prepares to type on typewriter He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead

LEON SMASH #re9

One of my key criteria when moving to Melbourne was ensuring it had an adequate public transport connection to where I work. My current place is not as well connected, but it does mean I walk more.