Colorado folk!
My movie, See You When I See You, will have its Colorado premiere at the Boulder Theater on Sunday, April 12th, as part of the Boulder International Film Festival.
Get tickets now before they're gone!
tickets.biff1.com/films/699621...
Yes you have to wait in TSA for four hours now but at least we're bombing schools in Iran.
One of my favorite Austin traditions is how everyone gathers at sunset to watch the trolls come out from the Comedy Mothership and swear they can't believe Trump is doing what he's doing.
Just sold my platinum badge to a 15-year-old for 32 AI cryptos.
Am I doing SXSW right?
Fuck me I think I like the new Harry Styles.
Swore to my family I was off the sauce!
Trash can smells like hot dogs and ain't nobody round here mad about it.
Was hoping to watch Hamnet but my wife is watching the Traitors reunion :(
All dogs go to heaven.
Kristie Noem can go to hell.
Which is a construct that these christofascists used to rise to power in the first place, but still, pretty sweet riff by me.
hell yeah to you, big dog. Thanks for making it happen!
Stop freaking out about the Denver Nuggets.
I'm on it.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/my-name-is...
fair's fair and I understand where you're coming from
Data centers should have to take the water they need from golf courses.
Fargo! April 3-4! Anyone know anyone in the area?! Let's make a deal. You send them my way, and I promise I won't talk about the movie or the show. I know they're sick of it. I'll figure out something else to talk about. Weather, etc. See yas there!
www.tickettailor.com/events/front...
Is the Department of Homeland Security busy terrorizing American citizens?
Copy, sir!
Perfect. Let's start a war in the Middle East.
huzzah! Hope to see you there, Bill! Thanks, Aryn.
Psst. Check your phone. New dates added.
North Dakota, Wisconsin, Minnesota: see you in April!
Tix on my website.
www.adamcaytonholland.com/shows
My least favorite Tru Detective episode is the one where Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey shill for AI
hahahah. it's a Denver neighborhood! Recently REnamed that. Like no one would ever confuse it with NYC. Crazy. CRAZY I SAY!
Central Park: for when you want to live in Denver, but are afraid to live in Denver.
Traitors is my favorite show about celebrities eating in a castle.
For me the culture wars are as simple as who would you rather have read a book to your kid: Bob the Drag Queen or Donald Trump?
Billionaires are weird because if I had that kind of money I'd pay Superdrag to get back together and play "Regretfully Yours" in its entirety at a party at my mansion, but instead all the billionaires are just like nah I want to harvest data and be a pedophile
The weekend seems like the right time to watch my latest special, available now. youtu.be/1qJVhHaGJpw?...
Whenever people say, "let's go!" I say, "I too am very excited!"
Fuck, Kermit is in the Epstein files.
A kid in the Olympics who goes by quad god did a quadruple axel then a backflip and we're all just going about our lives like the axis didn't shift.
WAKE UP SHEEP!
The fine folks over at 800LBS Gorilla are releasing my special, '20 Years In Comedy and All I Got Was This Lousy Special," on their YouTube today! Premiere is at 6 p.m. MST and I'll be live in the comments. Join us!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJV...
yeah dog. yeah.
Sometimes you suddenly remember that that's Alanis Morisette singing the background vocals on DMB's "Don't Drink the Water," and it's like godddamn, we really did it, ya know?
Don't care about the game, could care less about the commercials, I hope Bad Bunny makes Trump shit his Depends.
