Potato Muppet 🥔

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

(Especially of your apparent ability to drink a coke this late in the day. I’d be awake until Saturday!)

Well. As ever. I am jealous.

What is the cheesy side please?

Amazing! Thanks. Can’t wait!

Any hints or teases for the Master and Commander q&a?

Nothing for me will top the lady in Chiswick who complained about the morning chorus and asked if “the council can do anything about it”

Sorry do you not like receiving random emails that just have DOG POOO!!!!!! in the subject line?

Enjoyed this so much (at 6am after waking up to watch sport in Australia) that I’m going to have to resume the Culture novels which I inadvertently stopped reading after a distraction a few years back!

@nathannelson.co.uk oh no they’re doing workwear now sineater.bigcartel.com?goal=0_c9644...

Did a double take because before I opened up that photo I thought for a moment she was posing with Radovan Karadžić

Weirdly I guy fell asleep behind me on the bus and snored like the thing from The Grudge

I like their up to date euro to pound pricing. But it’s impossible not to call that shop Soylent Green

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Also why is this being described as “disproportionately”?! It’s entirely proportionate with the policy platform they’ve decided on?

It’s never really given much attention but the net result of Miliband backing the Obama/Cameron planned strikes on Syria would probably have been unintentionally gifting a country wide power vacuum for IS to march right into, but some people remain content to be sour about it!

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

They’re really not okay over there are they?

Last ten minutes my apple watch gave me a health warning

What was your favourite Matsumoto? My partner just finished Inspector Imanishi Investigates, loved it and is looking for the next to read

Can confirm (well not the piss bit)

When I pull a blind up I like to make a little bugle fanfare

Song Machine, especially the bonus tracks, many of which are way better than the main album tracks. With Love to an Ex a particular high point.

An inspired choice

Love that show. Has one of the best fun gang ensembles with an added extra fun gang of all the daughters. And margaritas in a can!

It's no exaggeration to say that this, the news that stinkbug eggs look exactly like a hape of creamy pints, is one of the most impactful things that's ever happened in the history of Irish posting. A dazzling event. A nuclear level revelation.

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