Muad’Matty

Gina Hinojosa looks JUST like Corporate Natalie. I literally thought her Greg Abbott attack ad was a sketch lmao.

girl next to me at the coffee shop has got khamenei’s wikipedia page up and she’s putting in some *serious* reading

clown shit

lmao wtf is this match

Olympic Dual Moguls Skiing is so metal

Picture of central Pontevedra, Spain from the air

“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)

Hard to win when Nike dresses you in literal puke colors

This isn't new. I felt the same way in 2022 with Decision to Leave. The academy just hates Park.

The Academy hates Koreans

No Other Choice shut out. I'm going to airstrike The Oscars.

If you want me to love you, you need to be a Criterion 4K

Dumped twice in three days.

Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later

The best Christmas gift I could ever receive. Dude at the SIFF Uptown urinals told me my fit goes crazy.

no longer "not a car guy" 🥲

Pretty tired of people not conforming to my every expectation. Maybe I should viciously lash out?

Finally giving Geese another listen and it's just repackaged Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and Wolf Parade from the early aughts? The internet obsession is undeniably performative sorry not sorry.

Hungover at the DMZ

Telling everyone I’m going to Korea just to see No Other Choice a month before anyone else.

u shouldn't be allowed to pull ur starter if he hasn't given up any runs

We love a white woman who says Mahalo on the mainland

inshallah may amanda anisimova win the us open

im in my rafa era. cut offs, capris, and picking my butt.

The problem with the US Open is everyone is rich and hot

Shout out all my long haired short shorts hoopers putting up Js at the Cal Anderson court. Absolutely hideous strokes but they make it rain.

when are we as a society going to accept camo hats are over

an all-city scavenger hunt is actually so cool

the haters out hating on my hating

keep your parents off social media, y'all

make this man president of the world