Should be craving breakfast at this hour but I'm craving carne asada fries π
Should be craving breakfast at this hour but I'm craving carne asada fries π
I be almost forgetting about this app social media just don't excite me like it used to
I can watch murder interrogations on YouTube all day
Every time I look up these mf bills due
What do I want to eat π€
Fuck ICE!!!
Top of the morning βοΈ
Imagine being a side chick and popping up to a married man's funeral and his family jumps you π
As a man why are you going live after being in a fight to show your face has no blemishes what are you a bad bitch π€π
If I've ever made you squirt that's gonna always be my pussy
Any man that don't know how to change a flat tire don't deserve pussy in my opinion
Both ill eat a potato I don't care how you cook it
Nothing but respect for ladies that keeps them toes done all year round
I be so ready to quit this job and becoming a bank robber
That first blunt of the day gonna do it every time π¨βΊοΈ
Pretty sure I was Hispanic in a previous life as much I love Mexican food
If a woman don't do nothing else she gonna check in the mirror and make sure that booty sitting right every time she walks past one
I love doing burpees you going to get sweaty but they gonna get you right
What do I want to eat π€
Couldn't agree more
If Mondays was a person we'd be worst enemies
A white man at that
2025 flew by so fast
Ali Siddiq got another banger π€£π
Scared to check my bank account balance after all the money I done spent π
Up way too fucking early on a Saturday π
So ready for the weekend
I think every short woman has been locked up for domestic violence and got pepper sprayed in the process for resisting arrest because all y'all crazy lol
Ain't it tho
Being a adult is not working for me