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Oh my god

13.03.2026 16:18 👍 1986 🔁 372 💬 27 📌 1

This guy is going to be saying the worst shit about Jews in ~9 months.

13.03.2026 16:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 👍 11096 🔁 2822 💬 84 📌 91

One thing about Iran vs the tariffs on pulling back is that literally no one supported tariffs other than Trump whereas a lot of people want a war with Iran.

13.03.2026 16:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people don't realize how common this is for big influencers like me. a PR firm from Saguenay sends me a check for C$0.35 every time I post about Angine de Poitrine

13.03.2026 16:09 👍 86 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0

I like how we’re describing the new dictator of Iran like fucking Venom Snake.

13.03.2026 14:30 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yeah if you push him into Phase Two before you clear the adds you're going to have a bad time, rookie mistake

13.03.2026 14:30 👍 241 🔁 22 💬 13 📌 0
A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen"

Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen"

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A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen" Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen" Trxyland signature

12.03.2026 18:48 👍 3785 🔁 1223 💬 10 📌 35
13.03.2026 12:35 👍 74 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

So many Wilt records are getting threatened lately that I'm half expecting to see a news update that Anthony Edwards has slept with his 19,990th person soon

13.03.2026 03:29 👍 148 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1
Album art of More Constant Than the Gods (SubRosa)

Album art of More Constant Than the Gods (SubRosa)

Greatest album art of all time

13.03.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Chris Van Hollen is one of my favorite senators so his slopulism tax cut arc has been really depressing

13.03.2026 02:14 👍 279 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 3

Tucker Carlson et al should die of extremely painful cancers for making this the world.

13.03.2026 02:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is something that has to be beaten out of society and many people will use this as cover to do horrible crimes that should be treated with no sympathy either.

13.03.2026 02:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We probably just have to start beating people up for antisemitism while policing people doing the beating up pretty harshly.

13.03.2026 02:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He will get a ton of people killed because he and everyone like him refuses to admit how bad and unsolvable this situation is. It’s either

1. Establish a centrist dictatorship or pseudo dictatorship
2. End the US military
3. Have the US military largely be used for mass murder Ala Russia.

13.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He will get a ton of people killed because he and everyone like him refuses to admit how bad and unsolvable this situation is. It’s either

1. Establish a centrist dictatorship or pseudo dictatorship
2. End the US military
3. Have the US military largely be used for mass murder Ala Russia.

13.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The event horizon keeps getting passed and you keep then putting it in a new place to pretend the old world isn’t dead.

13.03.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They making fucking snuff films.

13.03.2026 01:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We can have a Japan sized military as a compromise.

13.03.2026 01:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am not getting some fucking hit, I’m growing increasingly furious at you because you’re going to help kill a lot of people because you can’t see the military is finished.

13.03.2026 01:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Military fucker is getting extremely sad when you point out that the US military has primarily focused on murdering fisherman for a rapist for the last twelve months.

13.03.2026 01:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I very much understand politics, you do not. The Dems cannot purge the military and the GOP can do the GOP will eventually purge every non school shooter from the military. It’s over.

13.03.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am not a fucking anarchist and fucking hate them! I just also despise people who are sticking their head in the sand and refusing to see how horrific the US military has become. They’re making snuff films!

13.03.2026 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone who joins the military in the next three years is going hoping they get to bomb a fisherman and rape his daughter. This is not a savable institution.

13.03.2026 01:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sure the military won’t be disbanded because so many people are stupid like you, but you should admit that the military will largely be used for mass murder of random people moving forward.

13.03.2026 01:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I am reasonably relaxed, you just live in a fantasy world. The world where the US military could be a force for good is dead and the military must be disbanded.

13.03.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every general that didn’t resign or get purged is basically is bad. We’re Russia with good weapons now and that’s really bad!

It’s over, stop being fucking stupid.

13.03.2026 01:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like 90-99% of people who joined the military between 2025 and 2028 are going to be the absolute worst humans you’ve ever met, looking to actively join an institution that engaged in resegregation and making snuff films.

13.03.2026 01:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We should not have a military! What are people fucking talking about. Every Republican president after Trump will be worse than him and every person who is in the US military has had to compromise themselves to be okay with executing random fisherman doing spot drug transport.

13.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1