Lucy Winter

I would vote for that dog for Mayor.

I'm so fucking angry that we threw gasoline onto an already burning planet for the sake of having dumb empty ugly plasticky videos of vegetables yelling at each other.

The downside is that the molecule is much smaller and lighter than capsaicin, which means it gets pulled up into your sinus much more easily when you breathe which is why Wasabi tends to burn in your nose and throat as well as your mouth.

Is it the same one as wasabi?

I did a similar research Rabbit Hole a while back and found out that wasabi irritates the mouth totally differently from capsaicin, and unlike capsaicin it's water soluble which is why the burn dissipates more quickly

You did not, in fact, suggest a single idea.

I heard stories of people who've fed crows, and been given gifts in return. It sounded charming, so I began doing that.

Then, one night, there was a rapping on my bedroom window. I stumbled up and opened.

A crow flew in and spoke: "They're coming for you. You must flee."

I only just made it out.

They trash the world then imprison the immigrants trying to escape their destruction.

Sticking your head out the window and shouting really loudly.

Genuinely, still mad about it. I hope he falls down a well.

I wrote a post on Reddit the other day, and one guy came in to call me a fat ugly whore, and I laughed and clicked block and immediately forgot.

But then another guy came in and accused me of writing the post with ChatGPT and I was more offended than I've ever been in my life.

FUCK that guy.

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Thank God, sanity lives another day.

I'm sorry, are we pretending this doesn't look incredible? Anyone who says they would not absolutely house that curry bread bowl is a dirty liar who cannot be trusted.

I wonder if they're anti-choice and love to crow about "killing babies"

Forbidden bubble tea.

Every single person, when speaking off the cuff, sounds like this. It is standard practice to skip the stutters because otherwise every single transcript of a speech would be unreadable. This is absolutely a choice.

This is a misconception! They are actuality a kind of egg.

Remember when we all had to have a serious debate about whether or not we should punch nazis? Such silly, innocent days.

Masterful.

"Gandalf," said Frodo, "i figured out an ethical way to use the One Ring. And its going to save time and help me brainstorm and anyway, the technology is here, I don't want to be left behind. "

"Shut the fuck up, Frodo." said Gandalf. "For real, shut the entire fuck up."

Yeah, its a weird one. He doesn't even need the car, yet he insists on borrowing it, and does all these alterations even on very short trips where making the changes is obviously more trouble than it's worth anyway. It kind of seems like he is deliberately needling her

If he has his own car he doesn't need to borrow one at all. Keep the keys away from him and tell him no.

Nothing like watching the 90s horror movie that absolutely demolished you psychologically when you were 12, only to discover it's the goofiest, campiest heap of silliness you've ever seen.

Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.

Hannibal Lecter really ruined fava beans for me.

Suno, AI Music, and the Bad Future YouTube video by Adam Neely

I made a long video about technocapitalism and AI music

youtu.be/U8dcFhF0Dlk?...

Did he like it? I used to have a dog that liked being vacuumed so much he would beg every time he saw us take out the machine.

Nothing will make you despair over the literacy rates of the public so much as trying to sell something on facebook marketplace.

The Swedish chef

What are you up to, you shifty son of a bitch?

There are a lot of interpretations of Midsommar, that it's a commentary on Modern isolation or on cult programming tactics. But don't let that distract you from the real lesson: that we should fear the swedes