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@redmanprime

Refugee from the bird, cricket weirdo, gonna post lots of beer and fire pictures

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30 years ago tonight:

13.03.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1106 ๐Ÿ” 504 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

Show off

12.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Assorted daffodils,  giant yellow cone,  one that's supposed to be pink but it's green,  and an orange cone one

Assorted daffodils, giant yellow cone, one that's supposed to be pink but it's green, and an orange cone one

Hey @alexandraknew.bsky.social
They're heeerrrreeeee

12.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A wonderful new bonfire solo stove stretching it's legs and throwing horns

A wonderful new bonfire solo stove stretching it's legs and throwing horns

Solo boys assemble

12.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cats can't get comfy cause fede keeps making me scream my head off in my office

11.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean what the fuck

11.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE WHOLE FUCKIN PLANE

11.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FEDE!

11.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, ๐Ÿ“ธ by Issac Baldizon

11.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1968 ๐Ÿ” 349 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Newcastle!

10.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never been more ready for the weekend on a Monday and realize I've got to work 20 hours this weekend at the liquor store. FUCK

10.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're no donny j trump!

10.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As so often happens

10.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got damn Aaron

10.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy at the liquor store got a package from the big black Dildo emporium that was a glitter bomb, it's still all over the break room there

10.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both spurs going to the championship

09.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Started dating a six foot tall former dancer

08.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah schearnomb

08.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know that first pitch home runs allowed is going to be a sustainable strategy

08.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noem out and spurs shitting the bed is like Christmas for me

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh you're reading from the same queue cards as me huh

05.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK it's dang near midnight my time but I've got a new lady friend and she is fucking incredible and I'm in so much trouble with these feelings already

05.03.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yes arsenal

04.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I have dream light in the very back of the yard. But those are all real nice

04.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just starting to peek but they're usually a few weeks behind

04.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Daffodils on the verge of going apeshit

Daffodils on the verge of going apeshit

Magical time of the year

Magical time of the year

It begins!

04.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We got like 2 inches of rain in the last few days and it's stopped to be 80 Friday, they're going to be EVERYWHERE

04.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck south Africa, let's fuckin go black caps wooooo

04.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got "war fighter" in an email that was all good news and it's ruined the whole vibe

04.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was off a decent used car amount!!

03.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0