The Jesus Penis

Obviously

When do you get here?!

If you see this
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.

M
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F
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My mind just shut down cuz of this.

Here’s a picture of my balls.

I feel like you’re yanking my chain with this question

Mine was the opposite of that, as you can see….

MLFS

Toy? What kind of toys? 🤔

Oh THAT’S the surprise!
Not the one I hoped for, but still a very good one!🦴

Ah the Expos. The heartbreakers. The year of the strike they were bound to win it all.
And then they were gone…. 😢

a man with his mouth open and the words " praise hands " above him ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words " praise hands " above him

You’re flying out here?
Pack light

How powerful is it? Can your destroy the universe? Can it bend humanity to its will? At least the men?
So many questions

The pleasure is ALLLLLL mine

It’ll be a big surprise!

Only picky about plant based?
Good thing I’m not a plant.

Though I do grow and can sometimes be described as “wood”

Stop thinking about me when you’re in meetings.
Simple

I’m a penis

Cris Duckworth

I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way.
Whatever. Idc.

Guess what happens if I eat (you) after midnight?

You’ll ship yourself???

<calling UPS>

Thank goodness nobody called her a fascist, otherwise it could be said that this violence was incited 

Maybe if I were more vehicular

Some people don’t like dick

I’m a penis!

Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said.

Bluesky is a crazy place.

Probably Obama’s