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No god between the hashes brother

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You must ask yourself a question: is there any team wearing my team’s jersey that I would in any conceivable future not root for? Obviously not. You don’t care about “doing things the right way”. You care about winning. As you should.

10.03.2026 21:42 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love the insinuation that Michigan “buying” their roster makes it less enjoyable to watch your team win. Brother you could dress up the 2016 golden state warriors in maize and blue and I wouldn’t give a fuck. Who cares? I want my favorite jersey to win a championship

10.03.2026 21:36 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 2

That's because he goes for the face. Our dirty players literally go high when theirs go low, this makes up better

09.03.2026 15:58 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He does plenty of dirty shit but it’s ok because I like him

09.03.2026 15:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of people will say “but Dan is Aday Mara also a dirty player?” But you fail to realize, you simple fool, that he plays for my team (good) whilst the scoundrel Jeremy Fears plays for the other team (bad)

09.03.2026 15:51 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 00:45 👍 211 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

This is what they want from me unfortunately

08.03.2026 22:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jarvis pull up red cedar message board dot com and set my vibrating butt plug to maximum torque

08.03.2026 22:49 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Absolutely man go for it. It’s gonna go incredible this time trust me.

06.03.2026 23:28 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And to be clear here, America has agency here. They’re not being controlled by Israel. This is a joint venture of evil

28.02.2026 18:06 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really can’t believe people on here will still tone police you about Israel. There’s almost nothing you could say that would be too harsh for them. We are beyond the pale here

28.02.2026 18:03 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

28.02.2026 12:48 👍 8072 🔁 2835 💬 57 📌 99

America is the bad guys

28.02.2026 13:07 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Win @ Iowa and sit the starters against MSU out of disrespect

28.02.2026 03:13 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

He’s gonna come off the bench for the thunder and just be a switchable nightmare

28.02.2026 01:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know he’s an nba player because it never feels like he’s trying

28.02.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love Hockey but it’s just complete bullshit which is what makes it great which is what makes it bullshit

27.02.2026 01:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They’re not imploding it’s just a bullshit sport. We just have to wait until they get lucky in the tournament one of these years

27.02.2026 01:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Michigan loses to Minnesota at home outshooting them 36-14 lol

27.02.2026 01:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every athlete I’ve ever loved probably has Joe Rogan politics AT BEST

25.02.2026 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He never really bothered me until now

24.02.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s so sick that we have an ostensibly representative governing body where you can be +10 nationally and be like
“Oh shit we might have a chance!!!”

24.02.2026 16:16 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

The narratives rival fans are having to resort to to try and discredit this Michigan team genuinely make my heart so happy

24.02.2026 16:15 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Athletes are generally speaking really dumb and therefore often conservative. Make your peace with it now and get on with your life

22.02.2026 19:38 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

unpopular opinion it’s good that all Kash Patel does is party because he could be doing much worse things

22.02.2026 19:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I literally don’t fucking care if the hockey team is full of morons who voted for Trump. They’re not politicians. I like when the puck goes in the net

22.02.2026 19:12 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0

I can’t lol

19.02.2026 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do u guys ever think about how ur gonna have to explain trump to ur kids. Like I see videos of Hitler and it like makes sense that he was persuasive. I’m gonna show my son videos of Trump speaking and be like “yeah dude idk they loved when he talked about how a former sitcom star was mean to him”

08.02.2026 20:16 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I call him little Dave Biddle folks

08.02.2026 20:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.02.2026 20:11 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1