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i love you Humphrey

he got snow on his fur. but i would shovel 50 miles of ice for one more little romp with him. i am so devastated. i miss him so much. he was my little doots, and he was gone so suddenly.

preferences and opinions. and it was a joy to learn those and to communicate with him and accommodate him, and in return he gave so so so much. it was such a pain in the ass to get him suited up for a walk in the snow, and suit myself up, and shovel him a path for his short little legs bc god forbid

better. i know we project a lot on our pets but Humphrey fucking Got It. he was there when you needed him
But he would also let you know of he needed space, or if he was pissed about a new furniture arrangement or a disruption to his normal walking path. he was a little homie with thoughts and

was an integral part of my life and my routine and my being. and he lived a great life and maxed it out the best he could. but he did not have the stature of a dying dog. he had the poise of a proud dog who was applying everything he learned every day to be better and happier and make me happier and

anymore. fuckin stairs for every piece of furniture so he could always come hang and leave on his own accord without getting achy bones. he has so many beds everywhere, he dominated them all with his mighty snoozes. i cant look at them but i cant move them. he was my son, he was my other half, he

mind. cut long nights short to get home and let him out, booked earlier return flights to see his little face that much sooner. trained my body to be walk ready when he was, so we could go explore together and make his exercise as fulfilling as possible. got him stairs when he couldn't jump so good

his life was so comfortable that he had time to understand the world beyond simple next-meal survival. he understood human emotion and the pet/person dynamic and how to express himself and how to show love and be loved. he was perfect from the day he was rescued. everything i did, I did with him in

absolutely sobbing about my dead dog. his heart was gonna give and every second he lived the last 6 months was a bonus but he was so healthy and peppy and energetic in every other way. it feels so wrong he had to leave now. i'm so fucking sad. he was by my side damn near every second.

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social brought me here

i have once again forgotten about this place. just making a little post before it's immediately forgotten again

please be honest… are you rockin w crazy science slime :|

if you're new to bluesky, welcome! my advice is to take everyone and everything you see here extremely seriously, because everything going on here is really, really important. REALLY important

the disco biscuits

you might've noticed that i haven't been posting here all that often. well, i can shed some light on that. there's still a relatively small user base here, meaning fewer funnier accounts from whom i can steal jokes and ideas. that's what i did on twitter, and that's what i intend to do here as well

absurd and raunchy

so true

he is protesting walks bc he says they count as labor

need more ads and promoted posts over here STAT

love riding a scooter around

forgot about this bad boy

70% of all existentialism is a result of not having a little snack recently

smart food popped corn

oh my goodness. excellent

we are always in your heart

hiiiii

jose cuervo silver

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