Audrey E

Happy lifted Lorax day to Mary, the Mother of God

I feel like a celebrity. What do you mean the slaw dog won? The same one we got on in March? Love that

Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

I feel about as anxious as I would if I were elected pope

This skeet made me info dump to @caa4esq.bsky.social about Girl Scout cookies

@lindsayagraham.bsky.social for some reason your podcasts keep taking forever to download on my Spotify. Today the 22 minute History Daily took 7 times as long as the 1 hour 12 minute Ologies podcast. Both seem to have similar audio quality to me, but I'm not a professional

Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition

I don’t think I'd win regular jeopardy but if I were a B-list celebrity I'd destroy everyone in celebrity jeopardy

My favorite animal is Conrado doing the sign of the cross as the human pop tart gets lowered into the gigantic toaster

WASARA Biodegradable tableware made of sugarcane fiber and bamboo. Set includes round and square plates, including bread plate, salad plate and main plate; as well as bowls, cups, and gravy boat. Designed by Shinichiro Ogata. On display at Charlotte Mint Museum, Charlotte, NC, USA.

Strong "we're proud to bring our newest set of sustainable elegance to the skies" vibes here. Plant fiber business class plates
(replacing ceramics) coming to an airline near you!

When will my husband return from the war*

*Wikipedia deep dive on the Austro-Hungarian Empire

Well at least this game has kept me up late enough to do my nyt games

PLEASE RELEASE US

I just want an upset

7 overtimes is too many

Big fan of nerds (Georgia Tech)

PLEASE ask for dolphin-free cranberries this Thanksgiving. Every year, at least 12,000 cranberry bog dolphins are scooped into nets and canned. Make this year different. (With a picture of a dolphin cropped into a cranberry bog)

Save the dolphins 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I'm having to use autocad again at work. Send thoughts and prayers.

Long boi

This is why I only follow chill and normal people

Trying to keep Duke & Kentucky straight in this game where they're wearing black and white with blue accents is rough! And it's extra hard since Kentucky got rid of their checkerboard jerseys

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

The guy in the black shirt was NOT doing push ups! #rams #dolphins #jasonkelce