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sigh

14.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well yeah but he’s drunk.

14.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah no amount of reputational damage can be enough to accompany the wanton destruction of our constitutional order.

14.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who grew up in the 70s (and doesn't have any kids), THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS ARE FOR.

13.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 51st is expanding D.C. needs more local journalists. You can help us hire them.

We're about 25 new members away from reaching our goal to be able to expand The 51st's newsroom! If you've been waiting for a sign to join, this is it!

13.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it that it's the White Sox?

13.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems more likely they realized North Carolina might be important.

13.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone trying to get noticed before the last SCOTUS replacement nomination of this administration.

13.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WHAT
IS IT NOW.
SERGEANT?
WE JUST GOT THE FINAL COUNT ON THE TERRORIST
EVACUEES, SIR.

DOES THIS INCLUDE YES, SIR. ALONG THE TERRORIST WITH THE TERROR-
WOUNDED FROM
IST DOCTORS AND
THE TERRORIST
TERRORIST \
HOSPITALS?
NURSES.

WHAT IS IT NOW. SERGEANT? WE JUST GOT THE FINAL COUNT ON THE TERRORIST EVACUEES, SIR. DOES THIS INCLUDE YES, SIR. ALONG THE TERRORIST WITH THE TERROR- WOUNDED FROM IST DOCTORS AND THE TERRORIST TERRORIST \ HOSPITALS? NURSES.

August 26, 1982. Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau. When Israel was bombing Lebanon, 44 years ago.

13.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

My weirdest moment is where he licks his lips after he finishes his answer.

13.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg

13.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know about a term but there's a quip: β€œA β€˜sound’ banker, alas, is not one who sees danger and avoids it, but one who, when he is ruined, is ruined in a conventional and orthodox way along with his fellows, so that no one can really blame him.” (Keynes)

12.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents: "Historic Opportunity" "I’m thrilled to announce this historic seminar between the FBI and the UFC at Quantico," said the FBI director in a statement released by the UFC.

so that's a no on whether you've found Savannah Guthrie's mom I guess

12.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

... and??

12.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Jared, he just wanted to run NASA. He wanted it so much that they un-nominated him and jacked up the price before they would give him the job. He probably thought he wouldn't have to get too dirty doing space stuff. It's all hands on deck now.

12.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:-(

12.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU

12.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daylight Savings Trump

12.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress πŸ¦–

15.10.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 5468 πŸ” 1635 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 51
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5935 πŸ” 1079 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 123
a man’s legs from the shin down, in medium blue suit pants, at the end of which are the ugliest tan shoes in the world.

a man’s legs from the shin down, in medium blue suit pants, at the end of which are the ugliest tan shoes in the world.

it starts with one or more of these boneheads showing up in, e.g., these. These belong to Sean Duffy, who may or may not be β€œMonsieur Size 7”.

11.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 13419 πŸ” 3453 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 249

(I feel pretty confident they keep Miller at Ft Detrick with the other biohazards).

11.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sikorsky VH-92 Patriot - Wikipedia

β€œuptick of criticism”? β€œdanger from protesters”? ok snowflake.

I actually wish someone would look into helicopter use for getting to and from this military housing because I see drive time flights of a couple these guys every day.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsk...

11.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

seems like it should have been a bigger story when Jupiter suddenly turned blue a few years back.

10.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the US tax burden is not too high. our problem is our safety net is shit. handing individuals a little more cash can't solve problems like skyrocketing healthcare costs, housing crisis, no childcare, vaccine refusal. 1

09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Jeano
Jeano YouTube video by Anna & Elizabeth - Topic

Oh, if I were Queen of France, or still better Pope of Rome
I’d have no fighting men abroad, nor weeping maids at home
All the world should be at peace and the right should be the might
I’d have those that made the quarrelling the only ones to fight

09.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox ran older footage but labeled it as happening Saturday.

08.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 4651 πŸ” 1361 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 92

when people say "there's no crime in Dubai" they are trying to say something very different

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You are doing really great work. Keep it up!

07.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0