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i appreciate it ^^ but if you're talking about the bossa nova, that's actually by AZALI! 🙇

#VoidStranger

T-Rex: Sometimes a TV show or book series finishes without ever reaching its ending. This WAS frustrating, but isn't anymore, thanks to... T-Rex: ...the UNIVERSAL NARRATIVE CONCLUDE-O-MATIC!!

T-Rex: Simply check off the boxes you desire to build the ultimate ending, GUARANTEED to satisfy!* Dromiceiomimus: *Guarantee applies to someone, throughout time and space. You may not personally experience satisfaction.

T-Rex: Several [days|months|years|millennia|timelines|breakfasts] Utahraptor: [later|earlier]... Utahraptor: ...the [heroes|villains|supporting cast|never-before-seen talking dog] T-Rex: [discover|announce|regret to inform you|manipulate events such] that all is Utahraptor: [well|unwell|not as it seems|fine enough I guess|satisfactorily concluded].

T-Rex: "Wow!" you, the reader, say, "This makes me feel [like events were satisfactorily concluded|something|unable or unwilling to sue the creators of the Universal Narrative Conclude-O-Matic]". Off panel: THE END. [No moral|Or is it?|But James Bond will return]

the universal narrative conclude-o-matic is misnamed: it IS obviously universal, but as it requires you to choose options it is not fully "o-matic." i regret the error

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Rejected Mega Man robot master?
#art #animation

The two pilots of ZeroRanger posing together and making cheeky gestures toward the camera. Behind them is a collage of elements, including the planet Daikon, their ships Rybb and Decker, enemy ships Arc Adder and Artypo, two reaching hands, and a mandala. Extra ships and stars can be seen in the distant space. The entire piece uses the same limited palette of green and orange as the game.

Towards the brighter future!

#ZeroRanger

holy beautiful

i am always happy to buy your tunes
if comms open though i'm commissioning yodeling walmart kid FM arrange, be ready.

thank you to anyone supportin c: i am still looking for a job but it feels nice to be supported by my hobbies too..

4th Frost, by gooeyPhantasm track by gooeyPhantasm

bandcamp friday! i released a new music aaand you can also buy my whole discography so far for like 7 dollars which is pretty good i think! anything is appreciated c:
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First page of a short void stranger comic. A young woman seemingly afraid. Empty black squares floating in the sky. An ominous figure is seen inside one of them.

having written about how banning web scrapers from a code forge i host made it usable again and saved ~60€/y in power bill, let me tell you:

you cannot fathom the offloaded cost of GenAI on small web hosts. it is a veritable distributed denial of service to the entire web. Every web admin sees it.

Smiling Friends fan art. Charlie giving Glep a low taper fade

Thank you for being a friend

Scan and translation by Flickr user "MiloScat" Panel 1: Mario: "LUIGI! YOU'VE BEEN EATING MUSHROOMS AND HIDING IT FROM ME AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?" Panel 2: Luigi: "SORRY, BRO... I JUST COULDN'T RESIST..." Panel 3: Mario: "I'M NOT SAYING EATING MUSHROOMS IS A BAD THING! JUST DON'T DO IT SECRETLY IN THE TOILET!" Panel 4: Zoom out to reveal Luigi is too large to exit the toilet. Mario must go urgently. Luigi: "I'M SORRY, BRO... I'M SORRY..." Mario: "IT'S ALRIGHT, JUST GET OUT OF THERE!" Please note that the original comic was already in Western left-to-right reading order. The panels are specifically numbered in the comers to indicate the correct order to readers only familiar with Japanese manga right-to-left order. Source: flickr.com/photos/miloscat/44060649174, book: Super Mario World (APE), Japan, 1990, ISBN 4-09-104192-2

"Mushrooms are drugs" jokes are a staple of Mario humor on the Internet. Not even Nintendo themselves are strangers to this, with a comic in the official Japanese Super Mario World guide using "Luigi is consuming mushrooms secretly in the bathroom" as a setup.

She is now... a little less gormless...

yes i can in fact see that one purple building texture being resized over and over again to show the camera zooming into Derse when i listen to it

a simple drawing of a big sad blob and a defensive cat standing in front of it saying, "leave it alone!! can't you see it's goopy?"

#catcrumb

"oldie but a goodie" pisses me the fuck off. it's supposed to rhyme. "oldie but a goldie" or get the fuck out of my sight

The Tower of Druaga (Arcade)

Courageous Perseus (PC-88)

Dragon Slayer (PC-88)

Hydlide (PC-88)

While we're celebrating Zelda's 40th, I want to give some love to some of the foundational action adventure games that predated it. Hydlide, in particular, deserves more respect outside of Japan for what it did for the genre in '84 (PC88).

Tower of Druaga, Courageous Perseus, Dragon Slayer, Hydlide

You are Peter Shorts - The MULTI-PETER Update!

Featuring ONLINE CO-OP and VERSUS!

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the the the the the the pointed tail that must not be followed???

Note that Week 4 of BS Super Mario Collection is lost media. Only VHS footage of it exists; the ROM has never been recovered. [Image of Luigi relaxing on a tropical island] [Cutscene seen before final battle against Bowser] [Voice-over, translated roughly from Japanese] To my brother. I'm on vacation on a faraway island right now. [...] I am sorry I can't save you all with my superior jumping ability right now, but please do your best on my behalf and save Princess Peach. Source: YouTube user "kukun kun", youtube.com/watch?v=iXxY4MF77Gs

BS Super Mario Collection was a version of Super Mario All-Stars for the Satellaview, released in 4 episodes. Luigi does not appear in it. However, near the end of the final episode, before the final battle, a letter arrives in which he explains he was sitting out the adventure on a tropical island.

get equipped with finally gimme

racing games were everywhere on the PS2 because they were fuckin cool as hell and fun and took advantage of track-based racing to create bespoke and interesting subversions of arcade and sim racing

alright now this has just gotten out of hand.