Jesse

imagine willingly getting blown up by a predator drone to defend *this guy*

the blinking red siren for this job market is someone willingly retuning to the New York Jets

Mega solidarity forever

DHS Ousts CBP Privacy Officers Who Questioned ‘Illegal’ Orders Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.

Scoop: DHS ousted multiple privacy officers at CBP after they questioned orders to purposely mislabel records about government surveillance to prevent their release under FOIA.

you’re supposed to pretend that this is real but you’re not supposed to think that trans people exist, got it.

‘Your dad’s weirdest friend’-occupied government

between this and the Epstein files we can conclude that there is no bigger malign influence on the world than white male college professors at elite universities with crazy hair

he also deserves credit for trying to save us from Dianne Feinstein

music.apple.com/us/album/che... that’s a big “get well soon” to a giant

She is an *extremist* disinfo peddler, not at all a journalist!

🎶generals gathered in their masses,
just like shitheads at Black Angus🎶

generals gathered in their masses, just like dipshits at Black Angus

my feelings about porn are the same as my feelings about gambling, in that once it started being on your phone and companies were incentivized to addict you, it was over. I don’t have a solution for this other than a return to the “porno mag hidden in the woods” model of the 1990s

bookmarked for when Alito retires

they’re calling it “the most normal business plan of all-time™️”

I’m old enough to remember the last four years in which Eric Adams would accept bribes in burlap sacks with dollar signs on them and the Times would be like “Mayor Boldly Departs From Fundraising Norms”

* ASKED WHETHER ANY NAVAL ESCORT WILL RESOLVE ISSUE OF TRANSIT IN HORMUZ, QATAR FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS A VIABLE SOLUTION WOULD BE TO STOP ATTACKS ON OUR ENERGY FACILITIES

@reuters.com

straight cash homey

On the one-year anniversary of his detention by federal authorities, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji welcomed Mahmoud Khalil, his wife Noor, and their baby boy, Deen, to Gracie Mansion to break the fast together.

I like the picture selection because he looks like a human grinch here

imagine being a fly on the wall witnessing Anthony Kiedis first come up with the word “Californication”

yes we hate home ownership; we love landlords!

not the most pressing issue at the moment but somebody should ask Zohran if he got the shoes

I’m not going to be watching the Kathryn Bigelow movie about how the mean alcoholic man tricked a bunch of impressionable soldiers into pressing the “liquify toddler” button repeatedly

If you join a military that would do this then you deserve what happens to you

gotta say, leaving work when it’s light out hits like crack

ah goddammit what did that idiot Mr. Bean do this time