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It me, Futurepoop. Fantasy football addict #SFB, cursed #Bears + #Bulls fan, The Disco Biscuits are the greatest band on the planet #B4L, aspiring #BBQ connoisseur

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Whyโ€™s that?

11.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grungy?

11.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baha Men asking the same question for years

11.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was great

11.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the real reason why the bears arenโ€™t getting compensatory picks for the Ian Cunningham hire, isnโ€™t it?

11.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cried at a 311 concert
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I was on LSD at a music festival
They covered The Cure

11.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know way too many lines from phantom menace by heart. We took a road trip to Florida and rigged a like 16โ€ vhs/tv unit in the mini van and I watched that movie like 6 times on that trip. #90sKid

11.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The parallels between gungans and apartheid conditions for Palestinians in Israel ๐Ÿ‘€ (donโ€™t cancel me)

11.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send in the droidekas

11.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ravens GM: โ€œshit guys sorry I misclicked can you reverse it?โ€

11.03.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poles, call em up and offer your 2 2s

11.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol dammit. Bagent is legit

10.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bears/Jets trade not dynasty

10.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok hear me out: Bagent + Swift for Breece Hall and a 3rd

10.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

09.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is some bullshit

09.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa damn that sucks. Hope heโ€™s alright

09.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trey Hendrickson to da Bears when?

09.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife went to the bathroom so I ordered us 2 espresso martinis and an espresso cheesecake. Oops

08.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7000 taco pictures is a lot. Letโ€™s say each time you eat tacos you have 3-4, and youโ€™re taking a picture of each individual taco. 7000/4 = 1,750 taco eating events. 13x365 = 4,745 days since 2013 give or take. 4745/1750 = 2.7. Youโ€™re having a taco eating event every 2.7 days. Thatโ€™s a good life.

08.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of Montreal - The past is a grotesque animal

06.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny from looney tunes is saying no . ALT: bugs bunny from looney tunes is saying no .
06.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคฃ

06.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First DJ and now this, in the same day? Bears about to make a major move?

06.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah

06.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes. Two sides to every story but that sure sounds like the biscuits wanting to fire him but not wanting to make it 100% their fault... and they failed miserably. Shame.

06.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™re the main takeaways here? Lot of biscuits bashing?

05.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deification? While honored I think you meant defecation. Work been killing me lately so way less browsing time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

05.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is one aggressive #FartBot

05.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless itโ€™s a sign theyโ€™re going to draft someone or sign someone ๐Ÿค”

05.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0