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Chili’s Personal Values™

this is the gun they’re shooting me with tomorrow

Wahoo!

what if fred schneider from the b-52s was the soul calibur announcer

you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths

from this recent Dorsey interview:

greeting my barista with "the hormuz Straights are at it again" every morning until I taste drain water in my cappucino

toxoplasmosis

A gray embroidered hat that says “I had my sexual awakening during the critically acclaimed film ALIEN (1979)”

Feels like a good day for my best hat.

Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop

I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.

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it's "funny" that this article is going to be used by the most annoying people in the world as proof that human translators go too far and should all be replaced by AI when the complaint is specifically about word-for-word translations that don't go far enough

Title screen for the NES game Mega Man 2

Screenshot of the NES game Mega Man 2

Why did the japanese Mega Man 2 boxart look so cute and cartoony

the game did not look like that at all

it looks like our Politics is getting very into "shoegaze" today

if human-like knee orientation is so laudable why do they hurt going down stairs

one bright spot is that while everything is getting increasingly stupid expensive the buy-in for the MiSTer has dropped in half due to the cheaper clones and SuperStation, etc

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little blue space penguin faces off against a balled up white sheet, hanging from a rope. it has a face.

parodius, magazine screenshot, msx (1988) archive.org/details/popc...

manic street preachers japanese fanart from 1992 or 1993 probably

mods are sleeping, post the vintage japanese manic street preachers fanart

Dual language flyer

Block Breaking fans have been eating good this year & that trend continues with Visco's 1997 Gapporin / Pop n Bounce coming to Arcade Archives. Apparently this was uber rare but idk, my local used to have it. It's pretty good & is played with a joystick

PS4 & switch only
#ガッポリン
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Photo of an older man sitting in a booth at an American diner. Backed by windows painted black with night, he stoops over a table, grasping a PS3 controller in both hands. Set up on the table in front of him is a large-ish flat screen TV, on which we can see Demon's Souls being played.

Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of some auld fella playing Demons Souls at an Arbys

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“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

"Super Mario Bros." being played in the NESticle emulator for DOS.

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

Hard facts

Small Mario: "Please don't let me die... If I get hit, I'll perish right away!" Super Mario: "Do NOT let him take damage. He can still become strong like me, if you nurture his growth." Caption: Guide Him To A Powerup ~In his World of Coins and Blocks, You are his only Hope~

Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While

Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While https://theonion.com/report-fun-aunt-has-to-go-away-for-a-while/

So, in the last week, I've encountered 6 copies of PC Genjin 2 for PC Engine that all worked within the last year that are now all dead. It seems like this game specifically is failing in huge numbers. If you own a PC Genjin 2 Hucard, could you test for me? I'm trying to find still working copies!

here is your bonus: you are trapped here for all eternity