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from penis to vaginaaaaaaa

The vaginoplasty song from Emilia Perez is playing on a loop in my head. I'm going insane.

I lowkey mourn the wicked tbh

Listening to the sacred texts today

Some people have John Mayer in their Spotify Wrapped

Crush had Die Antwoord in his Wrapped

"OH SHIT" from Fergie's London Bridge

25K minutes on Apple Music, 36K minutes on Spotify and 22K minutes spent listening to podcasts.... if I ever tell you I don't have the time for something I'm lying.

Sunday

"Art work I consumed had intended effect."

This post is the first domino to fall in an unfathomable chain of events I fear

What movie should I watch (at home, while assembling furniture)?

Anyway

First time I hear of this

He's gonna get a cabinet appointment if he keeps this up

There's a whole other world out there I guess

Real world Elphaba and Glinda btw

I agree

It's not for real until Club Chalamet joins

Save this post to access clear hand washing instructions whenever your need them

When Pop Crave gets on here I'll know this is for *real* for real

Why are there no janky ads?