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Just me. A simple The Archers addict. Hate Donald Trump and the Tories. Love Ron Sexsmith. Loathe anything to do with crypto currency, so don't contact me about it as you'll be blocked.

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It's brilliant!

12.02.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When she passes her driving test, will she need to take another one to drive that thing?

12.02.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite. No apology, is it!

12.02.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today is Fat Thursday. I went to my local Polish shop to buy doughnuts. So tempting, but what to buy? I was reassured by the lovely woman serving that because it was a special day they were calorie free so I bought 2 with rose jam
and NO CALORIES!! ๐Ÿคฃ

12.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh God no!
#TheArchers

08.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah!
#TheArchers

08.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Stella can go but she must take Pip with her.
#TheArchers

07.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

07.02.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He thought his foot was firmly wedged in the door.
#TheArchers

07.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we have Esme written out? She gets on my wick.
#TheArchers

07.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really looking forward to this.

07.02.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. I will be watching it soon.

07.02.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She will be so missed. No one else could have played the part of Moira Rose. She was brilliant.

01.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooerr!
#TheArchers

01.02.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That might help. Thank you.
#TheArchers

01.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want her to leave!
#TheArchers

01.02.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please, don't let them do away with the chairs with arms. I'll be stuck there forever.
#TheArchers

01.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously I'd smash him in the face if he touched my jugs.
#TheArchers

01.02.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not by a cat, but the cat obviously thinks it's been invented for the cat.

01.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fabulous.

01.02.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect.

01.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis live from First Ave, Minneapolis, Jan 30th 2026
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis live from First Ave, Minneapolis, Jan 30th 2026 YouTube video by Christopher Bungert

Bruce Springsteen in Minneapolis earlier today. Please share and let this ring out from sea to shining sea. ICE out now!

31.01.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1194 ๐Ÿ” 485 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Well, I try but will a West Country accent do?
#TheArchers

12.01.2026 11:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've written to her offering your services.
#TheArchers

12.01.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As little as possible. She's such a patronising cow.
#TheArchers

12.01.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's Fiona, wearing stilts.
#TheTraitors

04.01.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't eat it! It could be repackaged Ex-lax!

06.10.2025 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't afford the airfare to Turkey.
#TheArchers

10.09.2025 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah!

27.08.2025 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I think that's what it was. It was so hot on the balcony this year. I hate to see plants just shrivel and die but there was absolutely nothing I could do. They are such joyous flowers too.

27.08.2025 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0