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Getting a shirt like this and checking "hideous"

SUV decal stick figure family of five kids and a guy with a gun to his head

Marine coworker stinking up the break room by microwaving a box of crayons

When the gf sprays Febreze down the front of your pants

I've always said this! It was actually my favorite album of theirs for a while.

My buddy is Japan and is sending me videos of a rave where they're playing the PS1 Ghost In the Shell OST and I've never been more jealous

I'm currently playing Demon's Souls and I am honestly tempted to not finish it because of this.

That one has got a 10/10 intro song.

it's a well documented fact that humans only make concious use 10% of their brain. the other 90% is going "sex sex sex sex sex sex" to the tune of the meow mix jingle

Asking the real questions

Agree 💯

I loved Solar Jetman. Great NES gem

Lana Del Rey album named Jessica Fucking Rabbit

text: rename that doom.exe file to something like excel.exe, so when 'office police' inspect your machine on the sly they'll come up empty-handed. but beware of packages such as antigame - they can allegedly spot such deceptions.

tips on how to get away with gaming in the work office undetected, pc zone, magazine (1998) archive.org/details/PC_Z...

Dying by falling through the Flying Nimbus because my psych meds wore off mid-flight

I thought it was the guy on the left who died.

[Batman voice at restaurant]

"WHERE IS THE KETCHUP?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"

Hmmm

here’s one, you hear about this one? so I take this cybertruck - you heard about this thing? - thy say it’s bulletproof - so I’m out in this cybertruck driving and get this, I kill two beautiful young dancers, couldn’t see ‘em over the hood! I guess they should have made it balletproof

Use the Chrono Cross afterwards to get the good ending

If I had been the guy in No Country for Old Men I would've just gone home with the money and let that guy die of thirst

Rat Smasher Dave

We have GOT to come up with a more elegant and conversational term for this omnipresent and massively consequential phenomenon.

MUTUAL ACQUIRED in dark souls font

this happens in my brain whenever i make a new friend on here . the pact is sealed

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I would say roughly 99% of far left people I know have given up on ever getting any kind of power in their entire lives.