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Ketzi, Cryptid Queen of Cats in the Evil Tiara

@kitrona

40-something Jewish psych grad. AuDHD, EDS zebra. She/her. An amalgamation of randomness. πŸ’– @shulabramble.bsky.social https://patreon.com/thirdchances https://ko-fi.com/thirdchances

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Paranormal Cirque was amazing! Highly recommend, a fabulous show and unreal atmosphere, plus impeccable attention to detail. The staff went above and beyond; when the usher noticed @bramble-lyric.itch.io was having trouble, they sat us in chairs with a great view. Just blown away by the whole thing!

30.11.2025 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We're at the Paranormal Cirque and the staff keep trying to scare us. I'm refusing and being cheerful at them and I think it frustrates them.

29.11.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox

22.11.2025 08:47 πŸ‘ 2578 πŸ” 644 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 39
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

13.11.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 13275 πŸ” 2800 πŸ’¬ 328 πŸ“Œ 919

Waiting at the optometrist and there's a dude not using earbuds. I asked him to turn it down, and he didn't even look at me, just covered his ears for a minute. Mind, this guy is older and, based on his loud conversation with his daughter, successful.

What a weird reaction. And it's still loud.

26.09.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He said give him a call.πŸ˜‚

19.09.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 1330 πŸ” 767 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 33

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble

15.09.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 2311 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 63
text reads:
lot of negativity towards Al lately, but consider: are these tools ethical or
environmentally sustainable? No. *but* do they enable great things that
people want? Also no. *but* are they being made by well meaning people for good reasons? Once again, no.

maybe you're not being negative *enough*

text reads: lot of negativity towards Al lately, but consider: are these tools ethical or environmentally sustainable? No. *but* do they enable great things that people want? Also no. *but* are they being made by well meaning people for good reasons? Once again, no. maybe you're not being negative *enough*

18.08.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Someone let me out! Now I'm part of the parade.

24.07.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think half an hour is long enough to wait. Time to take a chance.

24.07.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without Hulk Hogan, Peter Thiel would not have been so effective in media-suppression

Without Peter Thiel, we wouldn't know today's Musk or JDV

Without Musk, we wouldn't have DOGE (and would still have Park Service, State Dept, NIH, etc)

So we note Hulk Hogan's passing, as we might Roy Cohn's.

24.07.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 2736 πŸ” 763 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 25

i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse

24.07.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 5332 πŸ” 1830 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 55
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Don't hate the playa hate the game

24.07.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

wanted to link this in my OP b4 but hadn't pinned it- great🧡 from Bilbo Yaga about how and why to add alt textπŸ’–

bsky.app/profile/bilb...

24.07.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we could find out.

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24.07.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 13891 πŸ” 11126 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 347

I've been here for over 20 minutes so far.

24.07.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stuck in the hospital parking deck because apparently there's a parade happening behind me.

24.07.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
waffle house sign

waffle house sign

have you seen the yellow sign?

02.07.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

@bramble-lyric.itch.io

21.07.2025 06:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A rectangular gray gravestone, inscribed with Whitin Badger, 1906-1992, Dwight Cooke 1908-1992, and underneath the line "THE UNICORN WAITS IN A DARKENING WOOD"

A rectangular gray gravestone, inscribed with Whitin Badger, 1906-1992, Dwight Cooke 1908-1992, and underneath the line "THE UNICORN WAITS IN A DARKENING WOOD"

Hey, who wants something nice?

So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:

05.05.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 2424 πŸ” 847 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 151

On the way to do errands, we're at a light behind an SUV and a guy on a Harley, wearing an Iron Horseman vest, and we hear the original "Can't Hurry Love" blaring. Turns out it's from the Harley guy, and that just made me smile on a rough day.

29.03.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You beat fascism by making common cause with everyone who is not a fascist and not a collaborator, but that second part is critical. It’s a non-ideological coalition in which we don’t have to agree about anything except the need to fight.

15.03.2025 13:22 πŸ‘ 2248 πŸ” 566 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 31

THIS IS INCREDIBLE! Cohen Children’s Medical Center has confirmed that it has successfully ELIMINATED sickle cell disease from Sebastien Beauzile, using the groundbreaking genetic treatment Lyfgenia. He has made HISTORY by becoming the FIRST in New York to be CURED of sickle cell anemia! πŸ§ͺπŸ§΅β¬‡οΈ

15.03.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 8047 πŸ” 2388 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 181

Thank goodness that's an experience I'll never have again. Not the worst encounter with a dentist, but not something I'd recommend for fun, either.

Currently some small aches and occasional pain, quite a lot of swelling, and the stitches are annoying and oogy. (Not oozy tho)

13.03.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definite pain

13.03.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Teeth are extracted with the help of drugs and music and sheer cussed stubbornness

13.03.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Took another dose of meds, bottom is done

13.03.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good to revisit this piece from 2020.

When #disabled people refuse offers of abled help, no matter how we phrase or tone it, abled people often either ignore us and do the thing regardless, or turn from β€œnice” to hostile on a dime. Don’t be that abled person. It sucks.

13.03.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

At the dentist far too early for a procedure that's far too much. On the bright side, they gave me (low dose and limited) drugs and I have a plushie, so I'll be OK.

(Her name is Blair and she's a large blue bear. She went to the hospital with me so she's well qualified to be a support bear.)

13.03.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am happy to report that I have one organ system (respiratory/lungs) that works as it should!

Now if everything else could get on board, I'd be thrilled.

05.03.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0