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@itsgremlinhours

here to burgle your turts 🐒

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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

03.08.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 13135 πŸ” 3670 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 100

Never beating the vampire allegations lol

04.10.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

behold: a woman

08.08.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 9030 πŸ” 2140 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 64
Screenshot of Brennan Lee mulligan holding a mug and looking at peace with the world with text reading β€œgirl who is going to be ok”

Screenshot of Brennan Lee mulligan holding a mug and looking at peace with the world with text reading β€œgirl who is going to be ok”

Gonna miss him πŸ₯² #gamechanger

14.07.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I saw the premiere of this in DC a couple years ago and it was sooooo bad πŸ₯Έ

09.07.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of person lying on the floor in a puddle of their own tears holding the life altering album β€œforever is a feeling”

Drawing of person lying on the floor in a puddle of their own tears holding the life altering album β€œforever is a feeling”

Happy β€œNew Lucy Dacus Album” day to all who celebrate

28.03.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope every person that greedily uses genAI to make a mockery of Miyazaki’s work turns into a pig to be used for bacon at the bathhouse

27.03.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

STUNNING 🀩

23.03.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happiest of birthdays! I hope you have a wonderful day πŸ₯³

22.03.2025 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thoroughly Piratical Stede πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

19.03.2025 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Julie Andrews pic is actually from thoroughly modern millie and somehow it fits even more lol

19.03.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was about to make a catastrophic blues joke but then I checked and boss baby has green eyes rip

08.03.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet reading: Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

Tweet reading: Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

Truly it’s giving

08.03.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
25.02.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Groggle

20.02.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace.

If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...

16.01.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 5953 πŸ” 4635 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 53
Ross and Travis in matching blue and yellow fits at the eras tour

Ross and Travis in matching blue and yellow fits at the eras tour

2 hims indeed πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

10.02.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

09.02.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 7746 πŸ” 1981 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 46

National Treasure 3 is gonna be lit

06.02.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Grammy category: best reptile vocalist

04.02.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OF COURSE YOU DID 😀🫢

02.02.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stede bonnet from our flag means death holding a cupcake with happy birthday balloons and confetti behind him

Stede bonnet from our flag means death holding a cupcake with happy birthday balloons and confetti behind him

Hap birth friendo 🎈🎈🎈

30.01.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of a tweet from this day in 2020 by the San Miguel sheriff department about there being a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road.

Screen shot of a tweet from this day in 2020 by the San Miguel sheriff department about there being a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road.

Happy β€œLarge Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.

27.01.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 1852 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 20
Brown tabby with crazy eyes chewing on rainbow cat toy

Brown tabby with crazy eyes chewing on rainbow cat toy

She gets the gremlin from me

22.01.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.01.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 7739 πŸ” 3097 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 18

Carrier pigeon based meal delivery service named uber twEATs I think I really have something here

12.01.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adds to the mystique

08.01.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll mail some to you with the records πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

08.01.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of online listing for life size replica of count orlok’s sarcophagus from nosferatu (2024).

Screenshot of online listing for life size replica of count orlok’s sarcophagus from nosferatu (2024).

Anyone got a spare $20,000

02.01.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2